U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:35 AM
The Fosters
Pearl's unwell and Samuel heads to the doctor to collect her test results
Pearl's unwell and Samuel heads to the doctor to collect her test results, but he's soon the one feeling under the weather when he discovers she's pregnant!
8:05 AM
On the Up
Ruth announces that she is leaving Tony for good
Ruth announces that she is leaving Tony for good after discovering that Stephanie has gone to stay with his mother without telling her
8:45 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to turn Richard into an executive
Hyacinth once again tries to rescue Richard from social obscurity with a plan to turn him into an executive - but he proves far from enthusiastic
9:25 AM
On the Up
Ruth wants a divorce
Ruth demands a family meeting as she wants a divorce and wants to know which parent Stephanie would rather live with
10:00 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Peacock suspects her husband is being unfaithful
Captain Peacock becomes friendly with Mr Rumbold's secretary, and Mrs Peacock descends on the store to discover just how close they really are
10:40 AM
Open All Hours
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and decides to feign an illness in an attempt to get her undivided attention, but she soon sees through the ruse
11:20 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Tom's niece disappears
Tom's niece disappears following his bid to launch her into showbiz stardom at a pub
12:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's son runs into trouble
Compo's son Tom settles into his father's old house, but soon runs into trouble
12:40 PM
On the Up
Ruth wants a divorce
Ruth demands a family meeting as she wants a divorce and wants to know which parent Stephanie would rather live with
1:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to turn Richard into an executive
Hyacinth once again tries to rescue Richard from social obscurity with a plan to turn him into an executive - but he proves far from enthusiastic
2:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
The villagers celebrate Geraldine's 40th birthday
The Reverend Geraldine is keen to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Live Aid - conveniently ignoring the fact that her 40th birthday is on the horizon
2:40 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and decides to feign an illness in an attempt to get her undivided attention, but she soon sees through the ruse
3:20 PM
Dad's Army
Frazer loses part of a gun
Frazer is asked to look after the platoon's Lewis gun, but finds himself in hot water when he misplaces the spring - and fears it is has been left inside a coffin
4:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Peacock suspects her husband is being unfaithful
Captain Peacock becomes friendly with Mr Rumbold's secretary, and Mrs Peacock descends on the store to discover just how close they really are
4:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Tom's niece disappears
Tom's niece disappears following his bid to launch her into showbiz stardom at a pub
5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's son runs into trouble
Compo's son Tom settles into his father's old house, but soon runs into trouble
6:00 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
Arkwright feels neglected by Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, and decides to feign an illness in an attempt to get her undivided attention, but she soon sees through the ruse
6:40 PM
Dad's Army
Frazer loses part of a gun
Frazer is asked to look after the platoon's Lewis gun, but finds himself in hot water when he misplaces the spring - and fears it is has been left inside a coffin
7:20 PM
Dad's Army
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat, planning to use it for coastal patrols, but they get lost in fog and believe they have crossed the Channel when they finally reach dry land
8:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Part one of two. A handsome newcomer wins the vicar's heart
Part one of two. The vicar is swept off her feet by a handsome new arrival to the village. Christmas special from 2006, guest starring Richard Armitage and Keeley Hawes
9:15 PM
Not Going Out
Encouraged by Lucy and Barbara, Lee tries speed-dating
Lee begins to feel isolated and decides to try speed-dating, while Tim takes Barbara on a night out with surprising consequences. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine
9:55 PM
Live at the Apollo
Russell Kane hosts, with guests Roisin Conaty and Nick Helm
Russell Kane comperes an evening of stand-up at London's Hammersmith Apollo, performing himself and introducing routines by guests Roisin Conaty and Nick Helm
10:55 PM
Absolutely Fabulous
Edina, Patsy and Saffy go to Morocco
The high-fashion snobs head for Morocco where, after selling Saffy to slave traders, they learn a Vogue advertising shoot is a little too close for comfort
11:35 PM
The Real McCoy
Another episode of the spoof breakfast TV show
The spoof breakfast TV show asks What Are We Going to Do Now We've Lost Our Franchise Britain?