U&Gold Wednesday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:05 AM
Are You Being Served?
A fire drill disrupts the store
A fire drill disrupts the department store, and Mr Humphries has an uplifting experience involving an Arab sheikh
7:50 AM
On the Up
Stephanie feels torn between her bickering parents
Stephanie opts to go home with Tony though she is unhappy with her parents' situation and feels torn between them as to where to spend the half-term
8:25 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans a special supper
Hyacinth plans a nautical supper, but events take an unexpected turn. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge
9:05 AM
On the Up
Ruth announces that she is leaving Tony for good
Ruth announces that she is leaving Tony for good after discovering that Stephanie has gone to stay with his mother without telling her
9:45 AM
Are You Being Served?
The staff celebrate Mrs Slocombe's birthday
The staff celebrate Mrs Slocombe's birthday with a cake in the shape of her favourite merchandise - a decision which proves a bit of a bloomer
10:25 AM
Open All Hours
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van, as he is fed up with having to struggle doing the rounds with the shop's outdated delivery bike
11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's son causes chaos
Compo's son causes chaos when he embarks on a mission to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van. Peter Sallis and Tom Owen star
11:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom - only to discover it is actually a large console organ
12:15 PM
On the Up
Ruth announces that she is leaving Tony for good
Ruth announces that she is leaving Tony for good after discovering that Stephanie has gone to stay with his mother without telling her
12:55 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans a special supper
Hyacinth plans a nautical supper, but events take an unexpected turn. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge
1:35 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Festive special from 2004, starring Dawn French
It is 10 years since Geraldine Granger became the first female vicar of Dibley, and the villagers are keen to celebrate the anniversary. Rachel Hunter guest stars
2:50 PM
Open All Hours
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van, as he is fed up with having to struggle doing the rounds with the shop's outdated delivery bike
3:30 PM
Dad's Army
Captain Mainwaring enlists an unusual recruit
Captain Mainwaring enlists an unusual recruit to the platoon. Vintage comedy, starring John Le Mesurier and Arthur Lowe
4:05 PM
Are You Being Served?
The staff celebrate Mrs Slocombe's birthday
The staff celebrate Mrs Slocombe's birthday with a cake in the shape of her favourite merchandise - a decision which proves a bit of a bloomer
4:50 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's son causes chaos
Compo's son causes chaos when he embarks on a mission to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van. Peter Sallis and Tom Owen star
5:25 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom - only to discover it is actually a large console organ
6:05 PM
Open All Hours
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van
Granville tries to persuade Arkwright to buy a van, as he is fed up with having to struggle doing the rounds with the shop's outdated delivery bike
6:45 PM
Dad's Army
Captain Mainwaring enlists an unusual recruit
Captain Mainwaring enlists an unusual recruit to the platoon. Vintage comedy, starring John Le Mesurier and Arthur Lowe
7:25 PM
Dad's Army
Frazer loses part of a gun
Frazer is asked to look after the platoon's Lewis gun, but finds himself in hot water when he misplaces the spring - and fears it is has been left inside a coffin
8:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
The villagers celebrate Geraldine's 40th birthday
The Reverend Geraldine is keen to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Live Aid - conveniently ignoring the fact that her 40th birthday is on the horizon
8:40 PM
Miranda
A fed up Miranda packs her bags to go travelling
A fed up Miranda packs her bags to go travelling - this time for good - and with Stevie devastated and Penny too busy to notice, it seems only Gary can stop her
9:20 PM
Not Going Out
Lee's attempt to impress Lucy backfires
Lee's attempt to impress Lucy with his knowledge of the art world backfires when she decides to invest a fortune in an unknown artist's work
10:00 PM
Live at the Apollo
Noel Fielding hosts, with guests Dane Baptiste and Al Porter
The Mighty Boosh star Noel Fielding comperes an evening of stand-up at London's Hammersmith Apollo, performing and introducing routines by guests Dane Baptiste and Al Porter
11:00 PM
The Fast Show
The Off-Roaders get stuck
The Off-Roaders get stuck, Ralph finds Ted fishing, A Chorus Girl surprises everyone with her singing, Unlucky Alf tries to catch a bus and Prof Denzil Dexter builds a time machine
11:40 PM
The Real McCoy
Another episode of the sketch show featuring Curtis Walker
Another episode of the sketch show featuring Curtis Walker, Ishmael Thomas, Leo Chester, Robbie Gee and Meera Syal
12:20 AM
The Vicar of Dibley
The villagers celebrate Geraldine's 40th birthday
The Reverend Geraldine is keen to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Live Aid - conveniently ignoring the fact that her 40th birthday is on the horizon
1:00 AM
Miranda
A fed up Miranda packs her bags to go travelling
A fed up Miranda packs her bags to go travelling - this time for good - and with Stevie devastated and Penny too busy to notice, it seems only Gary can stop her
1:40 AM
Not Going Out
Lee's attempt to impress Lucy backfires
Lee's attempt to impress Lucy with his knowledge of the art world backfires when she decides to invest a fortune in an unknown artist's work
2:15 AM
Live at the Apollo
Noel Fielding hosts, with guests Dane Baptiste and Al Porter
The Mighty Boosh star Noel Fielding comperes an evening of stand-up at London's Hammersmith Apollo, performing and introducing routines by guests Dane Baptiste and Al Porter
3:15 AM
The Fast Show
The Off-Roaders get stuck
The Off-Roaders get stuck, Ralph finds Ted fishing, A Chorus Girl surprises everyone with her singing, Unlucky Alf tries to catch a bus and Prof Denzil Dexter builds a time machine
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home