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Greg James introduces internet videos featuring animals, from super snappy turtles to goats going ballistic and kangaroos doing karate

Greg James introduces comical internet videos featuring sport, including dizzy batsmen, football fails and gym disasters

Jess and Nick try to keep their break-up a secret, and Winston wants to celebrate after being accepted into the LAPD. Sitcom, starring Zooey Deschanel

Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle-school dance, so she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night

Randy shocks his parents when he decides to stop going to church. DIY comedy, guest starring Dan Aykroyd, with Jonathan Taylor Thomas

The Taylors have an unforgettable Thanksgiving. DIY comedy, guest starring Rodney Dangerfield, with Tim Allen

Tim attempts to help Al meet a woman, but unwittingly winds up with a date himself. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim is again determined to have the brightest Christmas lights on the road, while Jill has trouble accepting the new man in her mother's life. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

Kristin and Ryan go head-to-head in a business negotiation that puts their marriage in a sticky situation, while Vanessa and Mandy compete to log the most steps in a day

Mike uses Chuck's injury as an excuse to get out of yoga class, while Kristin and Ryan and Mandy and Kyle each believe the other couple is jealous of their relationship

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

The comedian on stage in Glasgow in 2015, musing on economics, art history and diet tips, as well as the rigours of growing up and adapting to his new-found place in the world

Judi Love presents stand-up performances by fellow comics including Michael Odewale, Sunil Patel and Pierre Novellie

A performance by the stand-up comedian recorded at the culmination of his 2008 UK and Ireland tour at London's Hammersmith Apollo, in front of more than 3,000 fans