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Greg James introduces internet videos featuring animal attacks, brainless bears, dodgy dolphins and apes making monkeys of tourists

Greg James introduces internet videos focusing on speed, featuring motor mayhem, bonkers bikers and speedboats going overboard

Jess hires Coach as her school's new volleyball instructor, but then immediately has to get rid of him. Meanwhile, Schmidt finds himself being sued

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, and Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their attractive new neighbours

Brad is offered a sports scholarship, so Tim decides to help him train. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mark works on a film project that winds up being a little too spooky for Tim and Jill. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Wilson is delighted when his niece decides to move in with him. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill worries the romance has gone from her marriage, so she attempts to reignite the spark. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike and Vanessa help Mandy and Kyle with their estate planning, but disagreements arise. Jen begins working at Outdoor Man and takes advice from Chuck a tad too seriously

After her granddaughter misbehaves, Vanessa gives Mandy a valuable parenting lesson, while Mike tries to find a meaningful gift for his business anniversary with Ed

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

The presenter of a lowbrow TV show and his producer land an exclusive interview with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. Comedy, starring James Franco and Seth Rogen

Jon is joined by Kerry Godliman and Judi Love to look at the world's wildest TV, featuring childhood ad jingles, X-rated shows from Italy and shocking examples of reality TV

The comedian gives his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act

Mr. Van Driessen encourages Beavis and Butt-Head to conduct a political campaign for Treasurer of their class

Various crime documentary television shows report on Beavis and Butt-Head's theft of money from a cash machine

Beavis and Butt-Head become infatuated with a bully named Todd and attempt to join his gang

Mistaken for geniuses, Beavis and Butt-Head are placed in advanced classes at Highland High

Williams learns about the Nation of Islam, which has a life-changing effect on her and several of the other deputies

Johnson flaunts herself around town and ends up going on a date with Garcia, to the disgust of the rest of the department. Comedy, with Wendi McLendon-Covey and Carlos Alazraqui

A football player with concussion tries to inspire his team, a man accuses his wife of cheating on him with a dog, and a masseur delivers a massage to a first-timer

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, hosted by Jon Stewart

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance

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