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Carla opposes her son's decision to become a priest, Sam finds a way to get even with John Hill, and Cliff begins a new life as a stand-up comedian

A performance by children's entertainer Nanny Gee in honour of Frederick's second birthday helps to shed some light on Frasier's romantic past. Comedy, guest starring Emma Thompson

Rebecca claims to Sam that she can run the bar for a night just as efficiently as he, but has to reassess when she discovers that she has forgotten to renew the liquor licence

Ray worries that his children think he is a fool, and hatches a plan to win back their respect

Ray refuses to take Debra to an awards ceremony, tired of her constant lateness, while Frank and Robert get into their own heated debate about punctuality

Debra wants to buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's 13th birthday party, but Ray refuses to spend $250 on something that will only be used once

In a magical theme park, the imagination of a little girl named June comes to life. Animated family adventure, with the voice of Mila Kunis and Kenan Thompson.

Bart lands a job on the Krusty the Clown Show and becomes an instant celebrity, complete with his own catchphrase. With the guest voice of Conan O'Brien

Apu's misconduct at the Kwik-E-Mart results in Homer being rushed to hospital with food poisoning. With the guest voice of James Woods

Mayor Quimby's nephew is wrongly accused of assault, creating a dilemma for Bart, who knows he is innocent but cannot speak out for fear of being expelled from school

Grandma Bouvier is swept off her feet by Grampa - but Mr Burns provides romantic competition, convinced she is the woman for him

A video of Bart and Homer goes viral, turning them into online stars. Meanwhile, Lisa goes up against the school's new detention system

This week's competition kicks off at The Red Lion in Charing Heath, Kent, where the owners treat the other hosts to a masterclass in hospitality at nearby Leeds Castle

The second visit of the week is at Dean and Becky's Glamp in Style campsite in Battle, East Sussex but not everyone is keen to embrace the experience

Best friends Helen and Phil host the week's third visit at Tottington Manor in West Sussex. Sam and Claudia are impressed by the decor but the high prices raise some eyebrows

Sam and Claudia host the week's final visit at their self-catering Lakeview Studios in Dorset, where a problem in a toilet puts approval under strain

Payment Day promises to be a fiery affair after two sets of B&Bers in particular participated in tit-for-tat marking throughout the week

Jim Howick, Gloria Hunniford, Ellie Goldstein and Jamali Maddix take on a retro recipe for brandy snaps and reveal all with a 'my best kept secret' cake showstopper

New judge Jon Batiste joins Claudia Winkleman and Mika on the third search for the UK's best amateur pianists. The series begins at London's Liverpool Street Station

Trystan Edwards and Giles Hunt want to see whether the four remaining hopefuls have the skills to look after the rich mix of landscapes that make up the 600-acre farm

Including sport and weather

The untold story of the doomed steamship's construction, revealing how 15,000 men toiled day and night in life-threatening conditions to create a state-of-the-art floating city

David Baddiel and Hugh Dennis pedal through France. Gearing up for their longest holiday together, they begin in a seaside resort on the Atlantic

Lee McKenzie presents action from the battle for grid positions for the fifth round of the season at Jeddah Corniche Circuit

Documentary exploring the life of Formula One world champion Ayrton Senna, examining his achievements on the track in the 10 years before his death during the San Marino Grand Prix

Gordon Ramsay heads to Atlanta, Georgia, in an attempt to save a family-run smokehouse restaurant plagued by mismanagement and lazy cooking

A spaniel called Lottie has arrived after escaping from a puppy farm and Raksha may prove to be her 'soul sister'. Hurricane the husky meets excitable lurcher puppy Peaches

American comedian and actress Desiree Burch joins Joe Lycett for some snow-filled shenanigans in the city of Rovaniemi in Finnish Lapland, close by the Arctic Circle

Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer present highlights from the culinary talk show. Featuring actor and comedian Will Arnett

Homer and Marge buy a self-help video to improve their lives. Featuring the voices of James Brown and Albert Brooks

Homer tries to avoid a sexy colleague, fearing he may be unable to resist temptation - but Mr Burns sends them on a business trip together. Featuring the voice of Michelle Pfeiffer

Apu's misconduct at the Kwik-E-Mart results in Homer being rushed to hospital with food poisoning. With the guest voice of James Woods

Mayor Quimby's nephew is wrongly accused of assault, creating a dilemma for Bart, who knows he is innocent but cannot speak out for fear of being expelled from school

Grandma Bouvier is swept off her feet by Grampa - but Mr Burns provides romantic competition, convinced she is the woman for him

A video of Bart and Homer goes viral, turning them into online stars. Meanwhile, Lisa goes up against the school's new detention system

Rebecca is left in charge of the bar while the others play poker but soon realises she's out of her depth

Woody's friends are dismayed to find his English jaunt has turned him into a snob, while Frasier has problems with fitness trainer Sam. Starring Ted Danson