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Sam upsets Diane by making advances to one of her old college friends who is on the rebound from an unhappy love affair. Starring Ted Danson and George Wendt

Norm angles for promotion by arranging for Diane to date his playboy boss - but neglects to tell her about it beforehand. Bar-room comedy, starring Ted Danson and George Wendt

Doug and Carrie throw a dinner party with Ray and Debra Barone - but just when things seem to be going well, the guys get into trouble

Carrie finds it amusing when Doug thinks a waitress is attracted to him - but then discovers she is quite a catch herself. Starring Kevin James and Leah Remini

Ray gets the chance to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper - but feels guilty about not asking Debra to accompany him. Ray Romano stars

Ray is horrified to learn that his mother used to read the diary he kept as a teenager, which contained his most personal thoughts. Ray Romano stars

Ray and Debra are shocked to realise they have virtually nothing to talk about except the kids, and resolve to take more of an interest in each other's hobbies

A routine check reveals Homer is not qualified to work as a safety inspector at the power plant, so he goes back to college to study for a degree - but ends up failing his exams

Mr Burns vows to reclaim his beloved teddy bear from Maggie. Featuring the voices of the Ramones

Homer sells his soul to the Devil for a doughnut, a gremlin attacks Otto's bus while Bart is on his way to school, and the family tries to defeat a vampiric Mr Burns

Bart befriends an ageing Western movie star who is driven to take one drink too many by the prospect of appearing on Krusty's TV show. Featuring the guest voice of Dennis Weaver

Grampa gets his driving licence back to woo a beautiful new resident at the nursing home, but she soon proves unworthy of his affection. With the voice of Olympia Dukakis

The family visits Brazil to find a missing orphan Lisa has been sponsoring, leaving Maggie under the watchful eyes of Patty and Selma - but it is not long before Homer is kidnapped

The high-kicking teenager accompanies his wise mentor on a journey to Okinawa, where an old enemy awaits them. Martial arts sequel, with Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita and Yuji Okumoto

The first venue of the week is Daisy Bank Camp in Hebden Bridge, Yorkshire, where guests take a trip to a local conservation farm and enjoy a locally sourced breakfast

The B&Bers visit Katie and Jess' The Lion and Swan in Congleton, Cheshire and while first impressions are good, the cracks soon begin to show

Visit three is to The Three Hills, Cambridge. Hosts Emma and Emily are hoping the award-winning food will be enough to guarantee their success but things get off to a rough start

Darren and Jamie look to lay on a magical experience for the B&Bers in the week's final visit, at their wizard-themed Hotel of Wizardry in Great Yarmouth

The contestants meet one last time to discover how much they have been paid by their fellow hoteliers, before discovering who has won the competition

Matt Lucas and Noel Fielding invite Paddy McGuinness, Coleen Nolan, Joe Thomas and Ellie Taylor into the tent to render their home towns in biscuit for their showstoppers

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The three finalists explore the wider Wallington Estate and meet other farm tenants to demonstrate how well they might fit into the local rural community

Action from the battle for grid positions in the seventh round of the season, held at Autodromo Internazionale Enzo e Dino Ferrari in Imola, Italy

US Army Ranger Briggs escorts a military working dog along America's Pacific Coast to attend the funeral of her handler. Comedy road trip starring Channing Tatum

A convict takes part in a brutal TV game show in which he is hunted by a series of gadget-wielding killers. Sci-fi action adventure, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Richard Dawson

The chef tries to reverse the fortunes of the Mixing Bowl diner in Bellmore, New York, where a talented cook's work is being undone by the manager's disastrous marketing plans

Members of the family appear as characters in a trilogy of classical stories, including Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Bart as Hamlet trying to avenge his father's death

Homer and Bart begin performing street magic in a bid to raise enough cash to pay a mechanic's bill. With the guest voice of Edward Norton

Thriller series starring Eva Morgan. A violent attack on a teenager at an illegal beach rave sends shockwaves of suspicion through a Merseyside community

A bruised Prince redirects his anger, Grace has a surprise visitor, and Cindy tries tough love. It seems like everyone is turning on Mercedes, but she could have some new allies. Meanwhile, Misbah tries to keep the peace at home, Marie fac...

Chris Dickens hopes to win with his scallops, pea purée and black pudding crumb. But standing in his way is Michelin-starred chef Hrishikesh Desai and a squid ink linguine

Doug's bowling team has to win the next match - or it will lose its sponsor. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Doug discovers his cousin is getting married and Carrie persuades him to be best man. American comedy set in New York, starring Kevin James

Sam decides he's had enough of the continual bickering between Diane and Carla and tells them they must resolve the bitter feelings between the pair. Ted Danson stars