U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Sid and Wally come under suspicion
Sid and Wally's wives become suspicious of their husbands' antics in the woods. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, written by Roy Clarke

7:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy criticises local folklore
Foggy upsets Compo and Clegg by criticising local folklore. Long-running comedy, starring Brian Wilde

8:15 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard
Realising Richard is bored with retirement, Hyacinth decides to provide him with a hobby - a move that backfires on her

8:55 AM
I Didn't Know You Cared
It's time for a surprise visit to a Temperance Bar
It's time for a surprise visit to a Temperance Bar. Comedy from the 1970s, starring Liz Smith, John Comer and Stephen Rea

9:35 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Peggy is interviewed for a job as a Yellowcoat
Jeffrey arranges an interview for Peggy, whose burning ambition is to become a Yellowcoat. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Simon Cadell

10:15 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters help a damsel in distress
The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so Del-Boy becomes her saviour and plans to make himself money at the same time

10:55 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Part one of two. Compo contemplates hang-gliding
Part one of two. Compo yearns to reach for the skies in a hang-glider to impress Nora Batty. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen

11:35 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Part two of two. Compo takes to the air
Part two of two. Wally finishes the hang-glider and declares that it is ready to be tested, so Compo steps into the fray. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring Bill Owen

12:15 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard
Realising Richard is bored with retirement, Hyacinth decides to provide him with a hobby - a move that backfires on her

12:55 PM
I Didn't Know You Cared
It's time for a surprise visit to a Temperance Bar
It's time for a surprise visit to a Temperance Bar. Comedy from the 1970s, starring Liz Smith, John Comer and Stephen Rea

1:35 PM
Dad's Army
Jones finds himself cast adrift
Corporal Jones finds himself cast adrift during an exercise pitting Mainwaring and his home-front heroes against their arch-rival Captain Square

2:15 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters help a damsel in distress
The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so Del-Boy becomes her saviour and plans to make himself money at the same time

2:55 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Peggy is interviewed for a job as a Yellowcoat
Jeffrey arranges an interview for Peggy, whose burning ambition is to become a Yellowcoat. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Simon Cadell

3:35 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Part one of two. Compo contemplates hang-gliding
Part one of two. Compo yearns to reach for the skies in a hang-glider to impress Nora Batty. Long-running comedy, starring Bill Owen

4:15 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Part two of two. Compo takes to the air
Part two of two. Wally finishes the hang-glider and declares that it is ready to be tested, so Compo steps into the fray. Long-running comedy set in Yorkshire, starring Bill Owen

4:55 PM
I Didn't Know You Cared
It's time for a surprise visit to a Temperance Bar
It's time for a surprise visit to a Temperance Bar. Comedy from the 1970s, starring Liz Smith, John Comer and Stephen Rea

5:35 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth finds a hobby for Richard
Realising Richard is bored with retirement, Hyacinth decides to provide him with a hobby - a move that backfires on her

6:15 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Peggy is interviewed for a job as a Yellowcoat
Jeffrey arranges an interview for Peggy, whose burning ambition is to become a Yellowcoat. Comedy, starring Su Pollard and Simon Cadell

6:55 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters help a damsel in distress
The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so Del-Boy becomes her saviour and plans to make himself money at the same time

7:35 PM
Dad's Army
Jones finds himself cast adrift
Corporal Jones finds himself cast adrift during an exercise pitting Mainwaring and his home-front heroes against their arch-rival Captain Square

8:15 PM
Dad's Army
Mainwaring sends his men on lengthy route marches to harden their feet
Captain Mainwaring is determined that all his men should be well-shod and have battle-worthy feet, so he starts a regimen involving lengthy route marches

9:00 PM
Men Behaving Badly
Tony regrets joining Deborah's keep-fit class
Gary invents a promiscuous past to hide his sexual inexperience from Dorothy. Meanwhile, Tony tries to impress Deborah with his athletic prowess, but regrets his rash move

9:35 PM
Men Behaving Badly
The housemates have a sleepless night
The housemates have a sleepless night as Gary goes in search of a 24-hour chemist, and Tony tries to mend a squeaking fence

10:15 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes turns to the internet to find a date for Valentine's Day
Agnes turns to the internet to find a date for Valentine's Day, Dermot tries to prove to Maria he can still be romantic and Grandad becomes addicted to Viagra

10:55 PM
dinnerladies
The staff await a royal visit
The staff await a royal visit, but first Stan has to pick the right toupee, and Bren is determined to get the tables cleared. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood

11:25 PM
The Royle Family
Denise and Dave share the happy news that they are expecting their first baby
Denise and Dave share the happy news that they are expecting their first baby. Denise has even given up smoking, while Nana says to phone back after Coronation Street

12:10 AM
Miranda
Penny urges Miranda to improve her career prospects
Miranda tries to improve her career prospects, but her decision to become a waitress threatens to turn her old school friend Tilly's promotion celebrations into a fiasco

12:50 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Tony regrets joining Deborah's keep-fit class
Gary invents a promiscuous past to hide his sexual inexperience from Dorothy. Meanwhile, Tony tries to impress Deborah with his athletic prowess, but regrets his rash move

1:30 AM
Men Behaving Badly
The housemates have a sleepless night
The housemates have a sleepless night as Gary goes in search of a 24-hour chemist, and Tony tries to mend a squeaking fence

2:20 AM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes turns to the internet to find a date for Valentine's Day
Agnes turns to the internet to find a date for Valentine's Day, Dermot tries to prove to Maria he can still be romantic and Grandad becomes addicted to Viagra

2:50 AM
dinnerladies
The staff await a royal visit
The staff await a royal visit, but first Stan has to pick the right toupee, and Bren is determined to get the tables cleared. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood

3:20 AM
The Royle Family
Denise and Dave share the happy news that they are expecting their first baby
Denise and Dave share the happy news that they are expecting their first baby. Denise has even given up smoking, while Nana says to phone back after Coronation Street

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
