U&Gold Monday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:00 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Raquel is offered an audition
An audition gives Raquel the chance of a lifetime - and perhaps more importantly, an excuse to get out of Nelson Mandela House

7:55 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Del visits the doctor
Del's beloved mum apparently makes contact during a seance at the Nag's Head, inspiring him to visit the doctor to seek treatment for stomach cramps

9:10 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Rose behaves outrageously
Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when they learn Rose is behaving outrageously

9:50 AM
Still Open All Hours
Granville has to give Mrs Featherstone a crash-course in cycling proficiency
Granville creates a blend of snuff and has to give Mrs Featherstone a crash-course in cycling proficiency. The ladies get dressed up for line-dancing and Gastric goes on a diet

10:25 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Ted cons some unsuspecting campers
In a bid to liven up the camp, Joe Maplin decrees a weekly Sunshine Smile Day - giving Ted the perfect opportunity to fleece unsuspecting holiday-makers

11:00 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters dog-sit
The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, little suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

11:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
An old friend arrives back in town
An old friend of the trio's is back in town after many years absence, and arouses suspicion about the reasons for his return

12:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
The trio take a steam train ride
Foggy takes Compo and Clegg on a nostalgic day out to the Keighley and Worth Valley Railway to ride on a steam train. Brian Wilde stars

1:00 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Rose behaves outrageously
Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when they learn Rose is behaving outrageously

1:40 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville has to give Mrs Featherstone a crash-course in cycling proficiency
Granville creates a blend of snuff and has to give Mrs Featherstone a crash-course in cycling proficiency. The ladies get dressed up for line-dancing and Gastric goes on a diet

2:20 PM
Dad's Army
Frazer loses part of a gun
Frazer is asked to look after the platoon's Lewis gun, but finds himself in hot water when he misplaces the spring - and fears it is has been left inside a coffin

3:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters dog-sit
The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, little suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

3:40 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Ted cons some unsuspecting campers
In a bid to liven up the camp, Joe Maplin decrees a weekly Sunshine Smile Day - giving Ted the perfect opportunity to fleece unsuspecting holiday-makers

4:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
An old friend arrives back in town
An old friend of the trio's is back in town after many years absence, and arouses suspicion about the reasons for his return

5:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
The trio take a steam train ride
Foggy takes Compo and Clegg on a nostalgic day out to the Keighley and Worth Valley Railway to ride on a steam train. Brian Wilde stars

5:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Rose behaves outrageously
Hyacinth forces Richard to take her to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when they learn Rose is behaving outrageously

6:20 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Ted cons some unsuspecting campers
In a bid to liven up the camp, Joe Maplin decrees a weekly Sunshine Smile Day - giving Ted the perfect opportunity to fleece unsuspecting holiday-makers

7:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters dog-sit
The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, little suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

7:40 PM
Dad's Army
Frazer loses part of a gun
Frazer is asked to look after the platoon's Lewis gun, but finds himself in hot water when he misplaces the spring - and fears it is has been left inside a coffin

8:20 PM
Dad's Army
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat
Captain Mainwaring's men acquire a boat, planning to use it for coastal patrols, but they get lost in fog and believe they have crossed the Channel when they finally reach dry land

9:00 PM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary looks for a new flatmate
Gary looks for a new flatmate and along comes Tony, but he may not be the perfect choice he appears to be

9:35 PM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary thinks Tony is gay
Gary thinks Tony might be gay - despite his new flatmate's efforts to impress Deborah with his language skills

10:10 PM
The Fast Show
Ron Manager meets a female commentator
Ron Manager has a bewildering encounter with a female commentator, Channel 9 demonstrates the delights of English cooking and Chip Cobb goes out in a blaze of glory

10:45 PM
The Royle Family
Nana is in mourning
Nana is in mourning for her friend Elsie, but her grief tries Jim's patience as she drowns her sorrows with brandy, while Denise is avoiding actually doing anything for Baby David

11:20 PM
The Royle Family
Jim and Nana fight over who is going to use the toilet first
Jim and Nana fight over who is going to use the toilet first and Antony displays his juggling skills with potatoes, while Dave shows everyone a trick involving his middle finger

12:00 AM
The Royle Family
Baby David Keanu Ronan Best has just been christened
Baby David Keanu Ronan Best has just been christened, and now it's time to wet the baby's head with a few drinks, with family and friends invited back to celebrate

12:40 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary looks for a new flatmate
Gary looks for a new flatmate and along comes Tony, but he may not be the perfect choice he appears to be

1:15 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary thinks Tony is gay
Gary thinks Tony might be gay - despite his new flatmate's efforts to impress Deborah with his language skills

1:50 AM
The Black Adder
Edmund tries to prove his brother is illegitimate
Edmund plots to prevent a Scottish warrior from seizing his lands, but finds the highlander may be a useful ally in challenging his brother's legitimacy as heir to the throne

2:40 AM
The Cleaner
Wicky is asked to clean up a statue at the centre of a town protest
Wicky is called to a quiet town where a row has broken out over a statue. Tempers are running high, and it looks like things might turn nasty. Zoe Wanamaker guest stars

3:10 AM
The Fast Show
Ron Manager meets a female commentator
Ron Manager has a bewildering encounter with a female commentator, Channel 9 demonstrates the delights of English cooking and Chip Cobb goes out in a blaze of glory

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
