U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:40 AM
The Fosters
Samuel is away watching cricket with friends in the north
With Samuel away watching cricket with friends in the north, the Foster household is split as all three kids - Sonny, Benjamin and Shirley - find love
8:10 AM
On the Up
Tony goes on a date with Jane
Tony feels messed around by Ruth, and goes on a date with Jane - but she warns him she is not prepared to be used to spite his estranged wife
8:50 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage
Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results
9:30 AM
On the Up
Ruth's fancy dress party clashes with Tony's golf tournament
Ruth's fancy dress party clashes with Tony's golf tournament. They decide to cancel both events - but Ruth forgets to inform the party guests
10:10 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Grace has an early start
Mr Grace decides to cater for working people by opening the shop at 8.30 in the morning, much to the staff's dismay. Comedy, with John Inman, Mollie Sugden and Trevor Bannister
10:50 AM
Still Open All Hours
Granville encourages Gastric to set out to impress Madge
Granville encourages Gastric to become a fearless hunter in an effort to impress Madge. Mavis stands up for herself, while Eric and Cyril finally get their wives under canvas
11:25 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
A drunken Smiler goes on the run
Smiler goes on the run when he has a tipple too much of Auntie's wine, leaving Compo, Truly and Barry to track him down
12:05 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Barry comes to Marina's rescue
Barry comes to Marina's rescue, sparking rumours of marital disharmony. Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star
12:40 PM
On the Up
Ruth's fancy dress party clashes with Tony's golf tournament
Ruth's fancy dress party clashes with Tony's golf tournament. They decide to cancel both events - but Ruth forgets to inform the party guests
1:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage
Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results
2:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Geraldine receives a surprise visitor
Geraldine's hopes of romance are fuelled by a visit from David's handsome brother, while Alice returns from honeymoon with a souvenir she had not bargained for
2:55 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville encourages Gastric to set out to impress Madge
Granville encourages Gastric to become a fearless hunter in an effort to impress Madge. Mavis stands up for herself, while Eric and Cyril finally get their wives under canvas
3:30 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes charge of a large naval gun
The men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon take charge when a large naval gun is delivered to the church hall. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
4:10 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Grace has an early start
Mr Grace decides to cater for working people by opening the shop at 8.30 in the morning, much to the staff's dismay. Comedy, with John Inman, Mollie Sugden and Trevor Bannister
4:50 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
A drunken Smiler goes on the run
Smiler goes on the run when he has a tipple too much of Auntie's wine, leaving Compo, Truly and Barry to track him down
5:30 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Barry comes to Marina's rescue
Barry comes to Marina's rescue, sparking rumours of marital disharmony. Bill Owen and Peter Sallis star
6:10 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville encourages Gastric to set out to impress Madge
Granville encourages Gastric to become a fearless hunter in an effort to impress Madge. Mavis stands up for herself, while Eric and Cyril finally get their wives under canvas
6:50 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes charge of a large naval gun
The men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon take charge when a large naval gun is delivered to the church hall. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
7:25 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon chases a runaway barrage balloon
The platoon takes a loose barrage balloon off to the woods to secure it to a tree, but an accident sees it float away - taking Captain Mainwaring with it
8:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance
9:00 PM
Miranda
Gary decides to join the dating scene
Gary decides to join the dating scene so he can bring someone to Stevie's birthday party, prompting Miranda to do the same. Penny decides to run for the local council
9:40 PM
Not Going Out
Lee pretends to be gay
Lee pretends to be gay to find out more about a new business acquaintance - but only because his reward for doing so is tickets to Wembley
10:20 PM
The Fast Show
Ron Manager meets a female commentator
Ron Manager has a bewildering encounter with a female commentator, Channel 9 demonstrates the delights of English cooking and Chip Cobb goes out in a blaze of glory
11:00 PM
The Real McCoy
With guest Saeed Jaffrey
With a guest appearance by actor Saeed Jaffrey. Comedy sketch show, starring Leo Chester, Felix Dexter and Llewella Gideon
11:35 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance