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Barry discovers that his neighbour is desperately lonely, and tries to set him up with a new girlfriend. Long-running comedy, starring Mike Grady and Tyler Butterworth

Howard uses a mobile phone to contact like-minded animal watchers, but quickly realises the noisy gadget is not ideally suited to the hobby. Sitcom, starring Robert Fyfe

Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance

Boycie senses an opportunity to get himself knighted when Marlene becomes heavily involved in charity work, but achieving his dream turns out to be harder than expected

The staff of Grace Brothers try not to step on one another's toes when they enter an inter-store ballroom dancing competition. Shop-floor comedy, starring John Inman

Alice shocks Geraldine with a monumental pre-wedding revelation, and the irreverent vicar is pleasantly surprised by David's dashing brother

Alvin and Entwistle try their hands at matchmaking when Mervyn falls madly in love with a woman working at the local pizza place. Comedy, starring Philip Fox

Clegg and Truly reminisce about Compo, whose accident-prone antics were the source of many a fond memory for the pair

Boycie senses an opportunity to get himself knighted when Marlene becomes heavily involved in charity work, but achieving his dream turns out to be harder than expected

Margo is horrified by the prospect of dressing in saucy clothes for her music society's production of Sweet Charity, and Tom discovers oil in his garden

The platoon plans to re-enact the battle between St George and the dragon as part of the Wings for Victory fundraising effort - unaware the ARP wardens have the same idea

Alice shocks Geraldine with a monumental pre-wedding revelation, and the irreverent vicar is pleasantly surprised by David's dashing brother

The staff of Grace Brothers try not to step on one another's toes when they enter an inter-store ballroom dancing competition. Shop-floor comedy, starring John Inman

Alvin and Entwistle try their hands at matchmaking when Mervyn falls madly in love with a woman working at the local pizza place. Comedy, starring Philip Fox

Clegg and Truly reminisce about Compo, whose accident-prone antics were the source of many a fond memory for the pair

Boycie senses an opportunity to get himself knighted when Marlene becomes heavily involved in charity work, but achieving his dream turns out to be harder than expected

The staff of Grace Brothers try not to step on one another's toes when they enter an inter-store ballroom dancing competition. Shop-floor comedy, starring John Inman

The platoon plans to re-enact the battle between St George and the dragon as part of the Wings for Victory fundraising effort - unaware the ARP wardens have the same idea

Mainwaring tries to talk Frazer into depositing his hoard of gold sovereigns in a safe place - his own bank. Vintage comedy, with Arthur Lowe and John Laurie

Margo is horrified by the prospect of dressing in saucy clothes for her music society's production of Sweet Charity, and Tom discovers oil in his garden

Alice and Hugo's baby is christened amid chaos, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. With guest stars Sean Bean, Richard Griffiths and Nina Wadia

First-ever episode of the sketch show. Tim Nice-But-Dim takes over an antiques shop, the lovely wobbly randy old ladies go to the launderette and Kevin reaches a landmark birthday

Margo is horrified by the prospect of dressing in saucy clothes for her music society's production of Sweet Charity, and Tom discovers oil in his garden

The spooks' thoughtless behaviour sends Alison into meltdown, prompting them to do their best to get back into her good books

Alice and Hugo's baby is christened amid chaos, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. With guest stars Sean Bean, Richard Griffiths and Nina Wadia

When Ed dates former Beauty Queen Penvelope, Steven starts seeing her friend, Clancy Moped. But their romance is jeopardised when the men are asked to judge a beauty contest

The king comes down with the black death, and summons the Witchsmeller to expose the evil sorcerers he holds responsible - with Edmund the prime suspect. Frank Finlay guest stars

Shocking news rocks Button House and a booking mix-up sees Mike and Alison forced to host a last-minute children's birthday party

First-ever episode of the sketch show. Tim Nice-But-Dim takes over an antiques shop, the lovely wobbly randy old ladies go to the launderette and Kevin reaches a landmark birthday

Jonathan worries he has no friends, so makes the terrible decision to go for a night out with his boss Keith. Meanwhile, Dan starts to reconsider having children

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