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6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo helps his miserable nephew
The trio take a holiday at the seaside with Compo's miserable nephew Gordon, and attempt to cheer him up. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde, Bill Owen and Philip Jackson star

7:45 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Sid challenges Foggy to a round of golf
Foggy accepts Sid's challenge to play a round of golf - despite not having touched a club since 1939. Brian Wilde and Sid Comer star

8:20 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daddy loses control while dressed as a spaceman
Daddy dresses as a spaceman and goes on the rampage in the toy department of a local shop, forcing Hyacinth to intervene. Patricia Routledge stars

9:00 AM
On the Up
Stephanie feels torn between her bickering parents
Stephanie opts to go home with Tony though she is unhappy with her parents' situation and feels torn between them as to where to spend the half-term

9:40 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
A yellowcoat's professionalism is questioned
One of the yellowcoat's professionalism is questioned thanks to a sharp-eyed passer-by. Gillian Taylforth makes a guest appearance

10:20 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Del encounters an old flame
Del encounters an old flame, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating - but the brothers soon face awkward questions from the past. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's nephew gets married
Compo's nephew is getting married, and while the groom's uncle considers having a bath to mark the occasion, Foggy fears disaster will befall the happy couple

11:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy decides Compo and Clegg need to get fit
Foggy tries to implement a new fitness regime, but Clegg is reluctant to take part and insists some of the world's nicest people are out of shape. From December 1976

12:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daddy loses control while dressed as a spaceman
Daddy dresses as a spaceman and goes on the rampage in the toy department of a local shop, forcing Hyacinth to intervene. Patricia Routledge stars

1:00 PM
On the Up
Stephanie feels torn between her bickering parents
Stephanie opts to go home with Tony though she is unhappy with her parents' situation and feels torn between them as to where to spend the half-term

1:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon chases a runaway barrage balloon
The platoon takes a loose barrage balloon off to the woods to secure it to a tree, but an accident sees it float away - taking Captain Mainwaring with it

2:20 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del encounters an old flame
Del encounters an old flame, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating - but the brothers soon face awkward questions from the past. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

3:00 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
A yellowcoat's professionalism is questioned
One of the yellowcoat's professionalism is questioned thanks to a sharp-eyed passer-by. Gillian Taylforth makes a guest appearance

3:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's nephew gets married
Compo's nephew is getting married, and while the groom's uncle considers having a bath to mark the occasion, Foggy fears disaster will befall the happy couple

4:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy decides Compo and Clegg need to get fit
Foggy tries to implement a new fitness regime, but Clegg is reluctant to take part and insists some of the world's nicest people are out of shape. From December 1976

5:00 PM
On the Up
Stephanie feels torn between her bickering parents
Stephanie opts to go home with Tony though she is unhappy with her parents' situation and feels torn between them as to where to spend the half-term

5:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Daddy loses control while dressed as a spaceman
Daddy dresses as a spaceman and goes on the rampage in the toy department of a local shop, forcing Hyacinth to intervene. Patricia Routledge stars

6:20 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
A yellowcoat's professionalism is questioned
One of the yellowcoat's professionalism is questioned thanks to a sharp-eyed passer-by. Gillian Taylforth makes a guest appearance

7:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del encounters an old flame
Del encounters an old flame, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating - but the brothers soon face awkward questions from the past. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

7:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon chases a runaway barrage balloon
The platoon takes a loose barrage balloon off to the woods to secure it to a tree, but an accident sees it float away - taking Captain Mainwaring with it

8:20 PM
Dad's Army
Captain Mainwaring organises a dance
Captain Mainwaring organises a dance in an attempt to boost platoon morale, but Pike interrupts proceedings to make an important announcement regarding his girlfriend Violet

9:00 PM
Neil & Martin's Bon Voyage
Men Behaving Badly's Neil Morrissey takes former co-star Martin Clunes on a road trip through France
Men Behaving Badly's Neil Morrissey takes former co-star Martin Clunes on a road trip through France. The boys reunite at Neil's home in the south of France

10:00 PM
Men Behaving Badly
Tony regrets joining Deborah's keep-fit class
Gary invents a promiscuous past to hide his sexual inexperience from Dorothy. Meanwhile, Tony tries to impress Deborah with his athletic prowess, but regrets his rash move

10:35 PM
Men Behaving Badly
The housemates have a sleepless night
The housemates have a sleepless night as Gary goes in search of a 24-hour chemist, and Tony tries to mend a squeaking fence

11:15 PM
The Fast Show
Comedy sketch show
The That's Amazing presenter shows off a magical pen and the Posh Cockneys ask for directions. Comedy sketch show, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir

11:55 PM
Live at the Apollo
With Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry
Lee Nelson plays host for another session of stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo in London, introducing routines by Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry

12:55 AM
The Cleaner
Wicky suffers a nightmare trying to clean a blood-soaked auditorium
Crime scene cleaner Wicky is called upon to handle the devastation left by a 40-woman brawl at a male strip show. Dark comedy, starring Greg Davies, with Simon Callow

1:35 AM
The Cleaner
Wicky works alongside a man preparing for the end of the world
Wicky is called to a shooting in a technology shop, where he finds himself sharing the night shift with a shelf-stacking conspiracy theorist preparing for the end of the world

2:10 AM
The Fast Show
Comedy sketch show
The That's Amazing presenter shows off a magical pen and the Posh Cockneys ask for directions. Comedy sketch show, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir

2:45 AM
Live at the Apollo
With Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry
Lee Nelson plays host for another session of stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo in London, introducing routines by Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
