U&Dave HD Thursday
Sky
111
Virgin
127
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:10 AM
Gassed Up
Mist takes on fellow rapper and comedian Big Narstie
Birmingham rapper Mist takes on fellow rapper and comedian Big Narstie to create the ultimate Doomsday vehicle that can withstand the Gassed Up End Times
8:00 AM
Cops on the Rock
Three individuals claim a primary school fire
Drug Squad Sergeant Gerry and his team receive intel that three individuals are claiming responsibility for a primary school fire, a mission close to Gerry's heart
9:00 AM
Cops on the Rock
Customs officers find a suspicious boat
Customs officers come across a suspicious boat, far out at sea at night, which they think is part of a smuggling operation that is refuelling the criminals' speedboats
10:00 AM
Extreme Salvage Squad
Team Salvage try to recover sections of a bridge
Team Salvage try to recover two 16-tonne sections of a bridge washed away by floods, and Team Edge Recovery go off-road to rescue a driver stranded in a national park
11:00 AM
Extreme Salvage Squad
Team Salvage undertake a time-critical beach recovery
Team Salvage head to the Northern Territory for a time-critical beach recovery, and Team Edge suffers a major cost blow-out on a job at Mount Disappointment
12:00 PM
Storage Hunters UK
Heavy D and Sam team up in Chalfont St Giles, Buckinghamshire
The bidders are in Chalfont St Giles, Buckinghamshire where Heavy D and Sam team up, and Charlotte and Shaun have a father/daughter fall out. Sean Kelly hosts
12:30 PM
Storage Hunters UK
Ione gives Barry and Darren the run-around in Lincolnshire
Ione gives Barry and Darren the run-around in Lincolnshire as host Sean Kelly reveals the hidden gems of more storage lockers
1:00 PM
Storage Hunters UK
Heavy D and Sam team up
Host Sean Kelly returns to Birmingham, where Heavy D and Sam team up to combine their clout and cash, one of which they seem rather short of
1:30 PM
Storage Hunters UK
Sean Kelly oversees UK bidders in Cambridge looking for treasures
US host Sean Kelly oversees UK bidders battling to win potential treasures found in Cambridge's storage containers, lock-ups and garages
2:00 PM
Our Guy in China
Guy Martin attempts the fastest crossing of the Taklamakan Desert on a bicycle
Guy Martin concludes his adventure by taking on his toughest physical challenge yet as he attempts the fastest crossing of the Taklamakan Desert on a bicycle
3:00 PM
Top Gear
The BMW 1 Series
Jeremy Clarkson puts the Land Rover Discovery 3 through its paces and the BMW 1 Series is profiled. Joanna Lumley is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car
4:00 PM
Top Gear
The Aston Martin Vanquish S and the Ferrari 575
James May and Richard Hammond test the Smart Forfour, and the Aston Martin Vanquish S is pitted against the Ferrari 575. Jimmy Carr is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car
5:00 PM
Rick Stein's Long Weekends
The chef visits the Greek city of Thessaloniki
The chef visits the city of Thessaloniki, revered as the gourmet capital of Greece and birthplace to possibly the greatest warrior general that ever lived - Alexander
6:00 PM
Rick Stein's Long Weekends
The chef heads to Palermo on the northern coast of Sicily
The chef heads to Palermo on the northern coast of Sicily, to sample some dishes flavoured with pine nuts, raisins, lemons and almonds
7:00 PM
Would I Lie to You?
With Jo Brand, Sam Quek, Bobby Seagull and Joe Thomas
Guest panellists Jo Brand, Sam Quek, Bobby Seagull and Joe Thomas bolster the deceitful talents of team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. Rob Brydon hosts
7:40 PM
Richard Osman's House of Games
With Jamelia, Susan Calman, Gareth Malone and Paul Martin
Jamelia, Susan Calman, Gareth Malone and Paul Martin test their skills in a variety of trivia-based games, with the ultimate winner declared on Friday
8:20 PM
Richard Osman's House of Games
With Samira Ahmed, Dom Joly, Angela Rippon and John Robins
Samira Ahmed, Dom Joly, Angela Rippon and John Robins test their general knowledge skills ahead of Friday's all-important final
9:00 PM
QI XL
With Deirdre O'Kane, Richard Osman and David Mitchell
Extended version of the quiz in which Deirdre O'Kane, Richard Osman and David Mitchell join Alan Davies to answer Sandi Toksvig's questions on the 'Occupations and Offices' theme
10:00 PM
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Gaz meets his long-lost brother
Jonny's job-hunting plans are put on hold, Gaz meets the brother he never knew he had, and Louise chokes on her lunch. Ralf Little stars
10:40 PM
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Gaz spices up his sex life
Gaz tries to spice up his sex life with whipped cream, Janet tries to avoid smoking and Louise discovers the identity of her secret admirer. Ralf Little stars
11:15 PM
Will & Ralf Should Know Better
Will Mellor and Ralf Little push themselves to their limits
Will Mellor and Ralf Little push themselves to their limits on a mud assault course and a day at a 'Man Camp' that causes a lot of discomfort