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Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus in 'Under the Small Top', then in 'Squidward's Sick Daze', Squidward fakes being sick, but SpongeBob arrives to care for him.

Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but gets what he paid for in 'The Haunting of Star House', then in 'Who's a Big Boy?', Patrick hits a growth spurt in his late adolescence.

When a prehistoric Sponge is unfrozen, he causes chaos all over in 'Cave Dwelling Sponge', then in 'The Clam Whisperer', a flock of clams descend on Bikini Bottom

An unsatisfied anchovy strays from his brothers in 'What About Meep?', then in 'Hard Time Out', SpongeBob is sent to time out on behalf of his buddy

Plankton goes to jail, but the secret formula is taken as evidence! SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs plot to get it back. Sandy struggles to build a ship-in-a-bottle before a big contest, so SpongeBob calls in a little extra help

Squidward's amazing new life is threatened in 'Squidness Protection', and in 'Dome Alone', stuck in her dome, Sandy suspects Plankton's up to no good and recruits Patrick to investigate. (S15, ep 6)

Plankton needs more help stealing the secret formula in 'Plankton's Intern', then in 'Patrick's Tantrum', Patrick gets angry whenever he hears a bell, so his friends help him in their own ways

Double bill. A sea urchin moves into in the Krusty Krab, and Squidward gets karate lessons from SpongeBob and Sandy

Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil in 'Backpay Payback', then in 'House Hunting', The Star family house runs away from home

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

When his pet amoeba Spot has puppies, Plankton decides to use them for evil, and Mr Krabs is too scared to get his physical, but the Krusty Krab will be closed!

Mr Krabs gets trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand-new bank in 'Safe Deposit Krabs', and then in 'Plankton's Pet', Plankton gets a pet to cheer himself up.

Plankton discovers competition in Narlene's backwoods restaurant in 'Taste of Defeat', then in 'Scaredy Squirrel', Sandy spends a night at the Trawler cabin.

SpongeBob and Patrick make it their mission to reunite a band in 'Goofy Scoopers', then in 'Pat the Dog', Patrick is sent to the dog pound, but he won't be able to leave until he's trained!

A new secret Krabby Patty formula has disastrous results in 'Krabby Patty Creature Feature', then in 'Teacher's Pests', Mr. Krabs and Plankton have to take boating school classes

The Star family gets trapped in the bathroom in 'The Commode Episode', then in 'Tying the Klop-Knot', Bunny and Cecil need to have another Klopnodian wedding.

Pat The Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall in 'Chopping Spree', then in 'All Bot Myself', after Captain Quasar buys a new robot, Pat-Tron works for the Star family. (S3, ep 2)

When Gary gets lost outside, he has to go on an incredible journey to get back home in 'Food Con Castaways', and then in 'Snail Mail', Spongebob accidentally fibs to his pen pal

Double bill. Squidward finds SpongeBob's diary, and decides to read it aloud in public, and Mrs Puff has some unusual ideas about driving

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Squidward ventures to Nosferatu's castle after accidentally receiving his mail in 'Squidferatu', then in 'Slappy Daze', Nosferatu's minion Slappy kills some time around Bikini Bottom

After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house in 'Get Ouch', and in 'Day of the Living Dad Jokes', Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse. (S3, ep 12)

Quasar uses Patrick to communicate with the dumbest aliens in the universe in 'In a Space Pickle', then in 'Stare Wars', Patrick and GrandPat compete for the last lick of a baking spoon. (S4, ep 9)

Squidward's prankster dad visits in 'Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium', then in 'A Taste of Plankton', Plankton replaces SpongeBob's tongue

SpongeBob tries to catch a Moon Jelly in 'Mooned!', then in 'Hysterical History', Sandy learns some Bikini Bottom history.

The Krusty Krew get lazy when their moms take over the Krusty Krab in 'Momageddon', then in 'Pet the Rock', Patrick's new pet rock catches the eye of a mischievous rock collector.

The Star Family heads to their favourite resort in 'Gas Station Vacation', then in 'Bunny the Barbarian', Bunny goes on a mid-day adventure to a forgotten age.

Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together in 'The Uncredible Journey', then in 'Host-a-Palooza', Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show

An imprisoned Plankton tries to break out of jail and steal the secret formula in 'Jailbreak!', and then in 'Evil Spatula', SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with a magical one from Plankton

Plankton travels to the future in 'PL-1413', then in 'In the Mood to Feud', the Narwhals and the Planktons feud.

Bad reviews lead to trouble in the Krusty Krab in 'Bulletin Board', and then in 'Sandy's Nutmare', Sandy creates the latest acorn-based food sensation, but her tree pays the price for her greed.

Squidward closes the gap in SpongeBob's teeth in 'Mind the Gap', and in 'Dirty Bubble Returns', a reformed 'Clean Bubble' takes a dishwashing job at the Krusty Krab, where he is tempted by the grime.

Part one of two. SpongeBob and Patrick tour the surface world, while the rest of Bikini Bottom prepares a surprise for SpongeBob

Part two of two. SpongeBob and Patrick tour the surface world, while the rest of Bikini Bottom prepares a surprise for SpongeBob

Plankton hasn't tried to steal the secret formula in a while in 'Plankton Paranoia', then in 'Library Cards', Patrick discovers the pineapple's library, SpongeBob introduces him to the world of books

Double bill. Squidward is so tired before a big audition that SpongeBob and Patrick can't wake him up in 'Snooze You Lose', then in 'Krusty Catering', Mr. Krabs and his crew must cater a high-class fancy party

The Next Iteration', SpongeBob and Bubble Bass form dueling fan clubs. (S15, ep 13)

Mrs. Puff sends SpongeBob far away to a driving school in Klopnod in 'Exchange Student Driver', then in 'The Kreepy Krab', Slappy is hired as a server at the Krusty Krab. (S16, ep 3)

SpongeBob and Squidward try to sell krabby patties from a truck in the depths of the ocean in 'Food PBBFT! Truck', then in 'Upturn Girls', Pearl and Narlene have a whales' day out in the big city

SpongeBob and Squidward are sent to collect unpaid bills in 'Bubble Bass's Tab', then in 'Kooky Cooks', Spongebob and Squidward cook a fancy meal for Mrs. Puff, but every dish becomes a dispute

Double bill. SpongeBob cooks at home, prompting Mr Krabs' customers to defect. Then, Karen does not want Plankton to stay at the Chum Bucket any longer

Nobby becomes too civilized for Narlene in 'My Fair Nobby', and in 'Gimme a News Break', Perch and his pal Harvey report the news of Kamp Koral

SpongeBob and Patrick think their homes have been sold, and move away, to Squidward's glee, in 'Sold!', and in 'Lame and Fortune', Plankton realises he can twist fortune cookies to suit his evil plot.

Bubble Bass teams up with Dirty Bubble in 'The Dirty Bubble Bass', then in 'Sheldon SquarePants', SpongeBob's parents adopt Plankton! (S14, ep 12)

Double bill. Plankton tries to make friends with Squidward so he can steal the secret formula, and Patrick becomes an artistic sensation when he paints eyes on rocks

SpongeBob and Patrick create their own zoo made entirely of bubbles in 'Who R Zoo?', then in 'The Kwarantined Krab', the Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine.

The Dinghy cabin camps overnight without any water in 'High and Dry', then in 'The Beardsman', wilderness expert Paul Grunion visits the camp.

Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a jail after Plankton breaks the law in 'The Krusty Slammer', then in 'Pineapple RV', SpongeBob and Patrick turn the pineapple into a mobile home for a road trip.

The Patrick Star Show follows everyone's favourite sea star at home with his family as he hosts an imaginary variety show that comes from the bizarre and hysterical depths of his own brain