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When Marvin the Martian crash lands in Looneyburg, he's in a hurry to leave and hires the Looney Builders to build him a spaceship.

Batman pretends to be sick to avoid work so he and Commissioner Gordon can run around town watching their favourite shows

The hapless buffoon heads out on a camping trip, but his knowledge of wild animals proves less than worthy

The inimitable Bean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive

The wanderer takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space

Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby investigate why bugs are swarming over Crystal Cove and attacking the residents

Fred is pleasantly surprised to discover a monster mystery on board a mystery-free three-day cross-country train trip

The gang spends the night in a small town being terrorised by a headless snowman that is stopping the locals from celebrating Christmas

Shaggy and Scooby meet up with their good friend Liza Koshy at an old haunted mansion and must contend with the attacks caused by the ghost of Charles M Thraber

Another selection of records, including the most kicks to the head in a minute, the fastest balloon-modelling. Plus, six motorcyclists enter the Globe of Death

A man tries to set the record for rubber bands on the face. Plus, the oldest acrobatic salsa dancer and the longest motorcycle ride through a tunnel of fire

Sophie opens her heart to fellow supermarket worker Ryan, while serial prankster Ronnie must persuade best mate Elle he is not joking about his feelings for her

Comedian Verona Rose returns with the dating game show in which people who have feelings for someone but have never told them take the plunge and confess all

Kamali, Meg and Katherine compete for the affections of English literature student Harvey, who picks his date according to one whose fashion choices impress him most

The Coburn-Hughes family from South Wales and the Browns from Essex try to answer questions, the correct responses to which are hidden within a montage of moving images

Rylan Clark hosts a revival of the supermarket-based game show in which three pairs of shoppers go wild in the aisles to win a £3,000 prize

Prue travels back in time to the mid-19th century, hoping to save Phoebe and a Native American from being killed by a frontier thug

Joey and Eddie face up to their emotions. Audrey is accepted back into Hell's Belles, but gets drunk and passes out on stage, prompting Emma to kick her out of the group for good

Boxer Brad, estate agent Cameron and plumber Charlie hope their fashion choices will win them a date with sales worker Ellie

Stephen Mulhern hosts another charity edition of the game show, with Richard Arnold, Danny Miller and Rachel Stevens trying to guess the familiar phrases

Gino D'Acampo hosts as Welsh family the Lloyds go up against the Cheeks of Suffolk, trying to guess the most popular responses to surveys posed to 100 people

Tina allows Tammy to stay with the Belchers during spring break and fixes her up with a boy from out of town. With the guest voice of Andy Samberg

After forgetting they signed Louise up for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play the season's last game. Linda and Gene turn the restaurant into a piano bar

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbours and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime

Brian enters a dog competition in which the prize is to breed with a female, while Peter and Lois try to persuade Chris that Arthur Valentine does not exist

Peter's new friendship with a paramedic boosts his self-esteem, prompting him to dump his old pals, but he soon realises he cannot keep up with the man's active lifestyle

Lois's parents hire a nanny to help with the children and while the Griffins initially enjoy having more time for each other, a trip away leaves their marriage in tatters

Chris loses a rare dollar note Carter gave him for his birthday, so the pair begin an adventure to find the dollar, chasing it as it gets passed between every citizen of Quahog

Francine poses as a widow while Stan is away on a mission, and Steve and his friends stage wrestling matches in the basement, but an uninvited participant causes trouble

Stan is enlisted to organise the CIA calendar, but Hayley sets out to destroy it. Elsewhere, Roger fakes his own death to avoid paying a huge balance on a credit card

Gene is nervous after being invited to his first sleepover, and things do not go as planned. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda record themselves while sleeping to prove who snores more

Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. Meanwhile, Louise hosts a zombie-movie night

Host Jordan Stephens and grand master of the decks DJ Shortee Blitz are joined by hip hop legend Krept, comedians Julie Adenuga and Ola Labib, and Croydon rapper Jords

Matt Edmonds narrates another selection of records, including a human cannonball, the man with the stretchiest skin and the most meatballs eaten in one minute

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When Marvin the Martian hires the Looney Builders to build a doghouse on Mars for his puppy K-9, Daffy plots for playtime with the adorable pooch.

The Titans throw a Halloween party and invite the Justice League but the witches brew Robin creates has side effects

A local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure

The hapless buffoon gets a liking for painting. With the voice of Rowan Atkinson