GOLD Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:20 AM
The Fosters
Samuel's looking to get a car, but with only £100 to spend it looks like a big ask
Samuel's looking to get a car, but with only £100 to spend it looks like a big ask. Vilma, however, has a friend who may be able to help
7:50 AM
The Fosters
Pearl is spurred on to lose weight after learning that an old flame from back home is visiting England
Pearl is spurred on to lose weight after learning that an old flame from back home is visiting England, and realising just how thin she was when they last met
8:20 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch
9:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
Beth and Tyler become vegetarians
Beth and Tyler decide to become vegetarians, and Jed's scarecrow is mistaken for a human body. Meanwhile, Marlene sets out to create a massage parlour
9:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Smiler gets drunk after playing Father Christmas
Festive edition of the long-running comedy from 2005. After a hard day playing Father Christmas, Smiler has a stiff drink to revive himself. Stephen Lewis stars
10:20 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
A new season begins at Maplin's
The opening day of the season arrives and staff gather to welcome the first guests at Maplin's holiday camp. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, Sue Pollard and Ruth Madoc
11:00 AM
Porridge
Fletch tries to shirk his duties
Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens
11:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy invests in some walkie-talkies
Foggy makes an ill-advised attempt to establish long-distance communication with Compo and Clegg by investing in some walkie-talkies
12:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
A strange group of men intrigues the three friends
Compo, Clegg and Foggy are intrigued by some perfectly respectable men who turn up without their trousers, before they take part in an event sponsored by a village charity
1:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Smiler gets drunk after playing Father Christmas
Festive edition of the long-running comedy from 2005. After a hard day playing Father Christmas, Smiler has a stiff drink to revive himself. Stephen Lewis stars
1:40 PM
The Green Green Grass
Beth and Tyler become vegetarians
Beth and Tyler decide to become vegetarians, and Jed's scarecrow is mistaken for a human body. Meanwhile, Marlene sets out to create a massage parlour
2:20 PM
Porridge
Fletch tries to shirk his duties
Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens
3:00 PM
Dad's Army
Jones loses a £500 donation
Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember where he put it
3:40 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
A new season begins at Maplin's
The opening day of the season arrives and staff gather to welcome the first guests at Maplin's holiday camp. Comedy, starring Paul Shane, Sue Pollard and Ruth Madoc
4:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy invests in some walkie-talkies
Foggy makes an ill-advised attempt to establish long-distance communication with Compo and Clegg by investing in some walkie-talkies
5:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
A strange group of men intrigues the three friends
Compo, Clegg and Foggy are intrigued by some perfectly respectable men who turn up without their trousers, before they take part in an event sponsored by a village charity
5:40 PM
Porridge
Fletch tries to shirk his duties
Fletch is desperate to get out of making fishing nets, and hatches another crafty scheme to keep one step ahead of the prison wardens
6:20 PM
The Green Green Grass
Beth and Tyler become vegetarians
Beth and Tyler decide to become vegetarians, and Jed's scarecrow is mistaken for a human body. Meanwhile, Marlene sets out to create a massage parlour
7:00 PM
Dad's Army
Jones loses a £500 donation
Corporal Jones misplaces £500 donated by local shopkeepers to provide a new canteen for servicemen, so the platoon tries to help him remember where he put it
7:40 PM
Dad's Army
The hapless soldiers tackle a fire
Mainwaring and the platoon dress as firemen to take part in an initiative exercise, but soon find themselves tackling a real fire. Comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn
8:20 PM
Gavin & Stacey
Nessa and Dave's wedding day arrives
With preparations for the wedding in full swing, Stacey has news for Gavin. Bryn and Jason put their big secret to bed, and Smithy has a final chat with Nessa
9:00 PM
Apocalypse Slough: A Murder, They Hope Mystery
Johnny Vegas and Sian Gibson return with another whodunit comedy caper
Johnny Vegas and Sian Gibson return with another whodunit comedy caper. Terry and Gemma are lured into solving a double murder at a local rugby club
11:00 PM
Inside No 9
Proposals, plots and prostitutes combine at a London hotel
Proposals, plots and prostitutes combine for a comedy of errors involving assorted guests at London's Hotel Zanzibar. Written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith
11:40 PM
Billy Connolly Does
The Scottish comic revels in his own and others' bad behaviour
The Scottish comic revels in his own and others' bad behaviour. Keith Moon also makes an appearance, as does a truck full of snakes
12:40 AM
Billy Connolly Does
The Big Yin offers words of wisdom on the subject of fatherhood
The Big Yin offers words of wisdom on the subject of fatherhood, divulging - among other important matters - why pierced nipples are a must-have accessory for any parent
1:40 AM
Gavin & Stacey
Nessa and Dave's wedding day arrives
With preparations for the wedding in full swing, Stacey has news for Gavin. Bryn and Jason put their big secret to bed, and Smithy has a final chat with Nessa
2:30 AM
Inside No 9
Proposals, plots and prostitutes combine at a London hotel
Proposals, plots and prostitutes combine for a comedy of errors involving assorted guests at London's Hotel Zanzibar. Written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith
3:00 AM
Billy Connolly Does
The Scottish comic revels in his own and others' bad behaviour
The Scottish comic revels in his own and others' bad behaviour. Keith Moon also makes an appearance, as does a truck full of snakes
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home