Comedy Central Tuesday

The deadpan comedian applies his cynical wit to topics including religion, sex, bullying and political correctness, in a stand-up show recorded at London's Bloomsbury Theatre

Beavis sees the face of Jesus in a nacho chip, setting him on an epic journey to seek answers to the big question of why he never scores

The friends stay awake for days as they each try not be the subject of a pranks, then they try to construct a dinosaur skeleton out of bones from a barbecue

Clementine's shady boyfriend Steed proposes to her, but she ponders over whether it would be morally right to marry him

The guys take Garcia to a strip club to celebrate his 15 years on the force, and end up having a riotous, Reno-style knees-up. Spoof police show, starring Carlos Alazraqui

Karl Pilkington discusses his thoughts on insects and recalls the time he saw a bee having a heart attack, while his diary yields a poem about moths

Jessica Fostekew's tips on forgetting past mistakes

Jon Stewart is joined by the former governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

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