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Darren Harriott narrates more of the funniest clips out there, finding out whether hoverboards or unicycles are the most ridiculous

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips, featuring family-friendly fails and cats and dogs finally going head-to-head

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial, and Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg. Sherilyn Fenn guest stars

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Commandant Lassard sends the incompetent cops to Russia to help capture a criminal computer genius. Comedy sequel, starring George Gaynes, Michael Winslow and Christopher Lee

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding and Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Two secret agents fall in love with the same woman and use their talents to sabotage each other's chances of romance. Comedy, with Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine and Tom Hardy

Part one of two. Cartman locks horns with his mum and has a battle of wills, while an epic conflict threatens South Park's existence

Stan plots to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by filming a dance video, but struggles to handle the pressure that goes along with trying to take up such a noble cause

The boys spend a day ziplining in the Colorado Mountains, but the trip takes a dangerous turn and their chances of surviving become slim

Cartman discovers something inside himself he never knew he had when a new girl arrives at South Park Elementary

Randy is enraged when the school tries to change the rules of American football and Butters decides to create a new sports drink

Sophie Duker tells the story of Dr Joycelyn Elders, the first black surgeon general in the US, and Darkwah talks about godfather of vogeuing Willi Ninja

A stand-up performance by the comedian

Virtual golf becomes virtual insanity as the Aussie jokers are instructed to give the strangest golf lessons ever seen. Who will refuse to do what they are told?

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Natalie Cassidy, Phil Wang, Cariad Lloyd and Larry Dean into their loft for games

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore