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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, kids go head-to-head with grown-ups

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips from the internet, including footage of how not to get on a ski lift

Stephen Bailey and special guest,, comedian Matt Richardson, pass judgement on our contestants as they battle their way to the castle

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Roman Kemp

Find out which joker is an avid photographer, who is never afraid to strip down for a challenge and what words the guys never want to hear before filming a punishment

The guys reveal which one of their fathers has appeared on the show, how a natural disaster affected one of the challenges, and why Sal owns a replica of Eddie Van Halen's guitar

Part one of three. Changes at Tool Time cause Tim to quit the show, and Jill receives an exciting offer. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen

Part two of three. Al and Trudy prepare for their wedding. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen

Vanessa encourages Mandy to enjoy college life and join a sorority, while Ed goes undercover. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

Kirstin compares Ryan to her boss, and Mike and Eve try to catch each other off guard

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial, and Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg. Sherilyn Fenn guest stars

Rachel tells Ross they should take a break from each other - so he promptly gets drunk and sleeps with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop - but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues

A computer salesman's wife is unaware her boring husband leads a double life as a secret agent. James Cameron's action comedy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis

Virtual golf becomes virtual insanity as the Aussie jokers are instructed to give the strangest golf lessons ever seen. Who will refuse to do what they are told?

Comedy asking what to do when a friend starts tagging someone else - the worldwide epidemic that is meme cheating

The comedian and Ninette head to Kerala in India, where they embrace the southern state's traditions

The deadpan comedian applies his cynical wit to topics including religion, sex, bullying and political correctness, in a stand-up show recorded at London's Bloomsbury Theatre

Karl Pilkington recalls the time he failed to report an armed robbery. Animated comedy, also featuring the voices of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant

Beavis and Butt-Head want to attend the sexual education class being held specifically for girls

Satirical talk show

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she had thought to hand them over to her brother

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever. Chandler upsets Monica, and Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore