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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a weather-themed selection of clips from across the internet, featuring people battling the elements

Greg James narrates another themed selection of clips, featuring dancefloor disasters, fearsome fireworks and birthdays gone bad

Jess takes matters into her own hands when her sister Abby announces that she has decided to stay in Los Angeles on a permanent basis. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Abby and Schmidt's relationship forces Jess to re-evaluate her and Nick's need for space and independence. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Randy and Lauren look forward to their first date, while Heidi resigns from Tool Time

Tim has a mid-life crisis while on holiday with the family, leaving Jill to deal with it. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Randy causes problems for Tim when he grows concerned about pollution. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill asks Tim to build her an office in a bid to make life easier, but his plans look like they'll have the opposite effect. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Kristin learns what it takes to be in charge at Outdoor Man, while Ryan teaches Mandy how to play chess, but he may be the one getting schooled

Eve comes home for a visit and struggles to connect with her nieces, while Kyle turns to Ed when he worries he is not dynamic enough in his preaching

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q attempt to trick receptionists with ridiculous disguises and try to get approval for e-mails. This week's loser has to act as a dance teacher's assistant

The guys take the remote-controlled chairs for a spin, team up to work at a virtual-reality gaming centre, and attempt to blame strangers for unusual events

The bungling buffoon visits hospital to cure a nasty little problem, and later has trouble sleeping. Starring Rowan Atkinson

The clumsy buffoon goes to the barbers', but ends up dabbling with the other customers' hair. Later on, he decides to attend a school fun day. Starring Rowan Atkinson

Emma Bunton and Blake Harrison forge a unique bond in Kerry Howard's tale of Beatrix Potter, while Joe Lycett's take on the Great Train Robbery stars Simon Bird and Joel Fry

Ashley Walters and Mark Benton star in Judi Love's tale of Charles I's downfall, while Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard and Dean Dobbs

A 2013 performance at London's Hammersmith Apollo by the deadpan comedian in which he tackles life's petty annoyances and everyday frustrations

Principal McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to prison on a Scared Straight program, due to their extreme misbehaviors on their files

The friends enter a bratwurst-eating contest in the hopes of winning a car, but they fail to realise that there is an entry fee involved

The friends must purchase groinal protection cups for physical education class

Part two of two. The duo still find their way back into the gymnasium where the President is giving an assembly.

Garcia and Weigel are put in charge of security for a Kenny Rogers book-signing in a Reno mall

The lieutenant governor''s brother goes missing, so the team draft in a criminal profiler to assist in their investigation

The comedian pokes fun at his life as a person with a disabilty and coping with fame and fortune since his memorable victory in Britain's Got Talent

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

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