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Comedian Maisie Adam narrates another batch of comical clips, featuring martial arts mishaps, beauty blunders, and siblings going head-to-head

Comedian Maisie Adam narrates another batch of comical clips, featuring the top five gym fails, useless skills and holiday mishaps

Jess sets out to cure Schmidt of his control issues after realising he does an unfair amount of housework in the apartment, only to push him to the other extreme

Part one of two. Jess starts dating the charming father of one of her students, while Nick tries to buy a new mobile phone. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Randy prepares his sledge for a forthcoming showdown, and Tim devises a contraption to help him win. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Ilene is left lovestruck after she has a romantic dream about Tim riding a stallion while wearing tight bicycle shorts, which leaves Al feeling jealous of his friend

Al's fishing trip proves to be a disaster when Tim brings a TV to watch and sets fire to the shanty, while Jill has a whale of a time on a weekend with the girls

Jill's father decides to write the no-holds-barred story of his life in the military

Vanessa offers a room to Hong Kong exchange student Jen, while Kristin and Ryan struggle to be the carefree parents they see themselves as

Bonnie, Vanessa's mother, wants to mend fences with her daughter, but instead lays the foundations for something new with Mike's former boss Ed, much to Vanessa's consternation

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

An ambitious secretary plots revenge on the conniving and unscrupulous boss who stole her business ideas. Comedy, with Melanie Griffith, Harrison Ford and Sigourney Weaver

A detective falls for a fugitive's ex-girlfriend during a surveillance operation - much to the disapproval of his partner. Comedy thriller, with Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez

In a recording from 2008, the comedian performs at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, offering up his trademark one-liners and tongue-in-cheek gags

A stand-up performance recorded at the London Palladium, featuring the comedian's unique style of sharp, acerbic wit and camp, riotous storytelling

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

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