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Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer, while Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

A pilot is recruited to an elite squad for a dangerous mission and tries to win the love of a glamorous psychiatrist. Action movie spoof, starring Charlie Sheen and Valeria Golino

A misunderstood soldier returns to duty for a special mission to rescue servicemen held hostage in the Middle East. Spoof action movie sequel, with Charlie Sheen and Valeria Golino

A drug dealer recruits a fake family to give him a cover for moving a shipment of marijuana over the Mexican border. Comedy, with Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston

Two hungover friends wake up and set about trying to remember what happened to them the night before. Comedy, starring Seann William Scott, Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Garner

Three underappreciated and over-burdened women rebel against the challenges and expectations of Christmas. Comedy, starring Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell and Kathryn Hahn

The quick-witted comedian takes to the stage at London's Bloomsbury Theatre

Old-school R'n'B artist Jammy Joe hasn't fully got over his ex-girlfriend yet - but should he be following her around this much? Music video parody by KG tha Comedian

Harry Hill joins Rosie to try a number of techniques to help single men to find true love, putting them through their paces with a lie-detector test and blind dating

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing festive videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous

The guys pose as lawyers with ridiculous contracts, and say disrespectful things to shoppers. The loser is coached by Harvey Guillen in his latest acting method

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