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Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny internet clips, showing how not to cook an egg, and pitting man against beast to see which is more ridiculous

Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny internet clips, featuring out-of-control ice skaters, holidays gone wrong and what happens when technology goes bad

Mark Watson, Phil Wang, Ellie Taylor, and Kiri Pritchard-McLean join team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, with host Sara Pascoe overseeing proceedings

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q encourage strangers to fill out their questionnaires in a waiting room, and then head to the market where they solicit strangers for money they do not deserve

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go face-to-face hitting the bull's eye at a clothing store, and go head-to-head in a focus group sabotaging each other with strange inventions

Tim's behaviour prompts Jill to teach him a lesson in respect. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim decides to teach Randy and Brad a lesson for teasing their younger brother. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

There are several suspects when roses anonymously arrive at the Baxter household on Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, Mike marks the occasion with a slightly more practical gift

Chuck is none-too-pleased when his dog is impregnated by the Baxters' pet pooch. Mandy panics after hitting a parked car

Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring, and Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer

Joey loses Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

Part two of two. While preparing for Ross's wedding in London, Rachel tries to get a flight out to declare her love to him before he marries Emily

Ross goes through with his wedding to Emily, despite his massive blunder - but she sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again

Rachel returns from Greece, Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk, and Phoebe is upset about missing out on all the excitement in London

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she had thought to hand them over to her brother

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever. Chandler upsets Monica, and Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act

Ross delivers devastating news to Rachel - he cannot spend time with her while Emily is in New York. Meanwhile, Joey discovers Chandler's secret romance

Emily asks Ross to move away from his friends, while Monica and Rachel meet a hairy man who they mistake for a yeti. David Schwimmer and Helen Baxendale star

Phoebe becomes disillusioned with the health inspector she is dating, while Ross moves into Chandler and Joey's flat, but the transition does not go as smoothly as expected

Two secret agents fall in love with the same woman and use their talents to sabotage each other's chances of romance. Comedy, with Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine and Tom Hardy

The Aussie jokers pose as dental assistants and their behaviour is highly unprofessional

Part two of two. Amid the streaming wars, the drought in South Park has significantly worsened, while Cartman sues his mother, forcing Stan, Tolkien, Butters and Kyle to testify

Tips on asking for help from Bobby Mair, who reveals that when the going gets tough, no one is alone

The duo head to Japan for Ninette's 60th birthday, with Russell asking to compile a bucket list of all the incredible things she would love to do

In a recording from 2008, the comedian performs at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, offering up his trademark one-liners and tongue-in-cheek gags

The trio discuss the origins of the universe and the evolution of creatures other than humans, and Karl Pilkington talks about the downside of recycling

The trio discuss the laws and rules of Ancient Greece, and consider what would happen if Karl Pilkington was in charge of society. Animated comedy, based on the popular podcasts

Ross makes a dramatic decision and encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process, while Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore