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Randy's first boy-girl party goes horribly wrong when a guest he likes slips on Tim's highly polished dance floor. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim's freeloading friend comes to stay after an accident at his aunt's house, but chaos ensues. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim walks in on his sister-in-law in the shower, but he's afraid to tell Jill and his brother. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Two men put their relationships in jeopardy when they take advice from Tim. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

An Outdoor Man billboard is vandalised, so Mike decides to hire Chuck's security firm to protect it. Meanwhile, Mandy resolves not to take credit for her good deeds

Eve breaks up with her first high-school sweetheart, and feels suffocated when every member of her family decides to weigh in on how she should feel about it

Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh batch of the funniest clips, featuring bonkers bakers, playground disasters and extreme sports silliness

Comedian Maisie Adam narrates another batch of comical clips, featuring the top 5 most ridiculous dates and the world's clumsiest person

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, welcome Rick Edwards, Big Zuu, Joanne McNally, and Aaron Simmonds into the loft

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair

Phoebe's half-brother Frank announces he is getting married to a woman more than twice his age, and Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, and Rachel puts Ross behind her by dating his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey clashes with the female lead in his latest play

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

A lovesick man hires a seedy detective to track down his high-school sweetheart - but discovers he has many rivals for her affections. Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Kat Graham and Greg Proops

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Tiffany Haddish and Jonathan Mangum

Jones is despondent following his suspension from duty, but soon finds his new role as a crossing guard is not too bad after all

FBI agents arrive in town to investigate a homicide, but the Washoe County Sheriff's department struggles to impress the newcomers

Tony and his team are forced to justify why a new foreshore park seems to have very little park. The staff get caught up in Healthy Heart Week

The government announces Education Nation, which is met with rapturous praise. The one problem is, no one knows what it is. Nat deals with a Freedom of Information request

Timmy and Jimmy form a 'Crips' gang, where only people with a disability from birth can join

Mr. Van Driessen teaches Beavis and Butt-Head how to compose haiku poetry

Beavis and Butt-Head are doing community service for free when they decide to steal a cart that belongs to an undeniably obese man named Billy Bob

Ms Bennigan tries to win over Blake on a camping trip. Ms Snap decides to give back to the community

Jon Stewart takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

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