Channel 4 Thursday

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Former boxer Carl Frampton is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Cliff's pedantic know-it-all attitude finally gets him into trouble with another patron. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and John Ratzenberger

Coach acquires an antique weighing machine that also gives out fortunes which start coming true in eerie fashion, but Diane brushes off the predictions as coincidence

Sam lies to Diane about his plans for a weekend away, and Norm starts spending all his time with a new friend, leaving Cliff feeling neglected

Carrie gets stranded in the snow, and Doug outstays his welcome when a couple offer him shelter. American comedy, starring Kevin James

Spence pretends to be Doug at a work event, and a dinner-party guest turns the tables on Arthur. Guest starring Lou and Carla Ferrigno

Doug takes Carrie on a skiing trip for prospective timeshare clients, and the pair are bombarded with ruthless sales tactics

Part one of two. Niles is shocked when his former wife Maris asks for his help, and Frasier returns to private practice

Part two of two. Niles is suspected of being an accomplice when Maris kills her husband, and Frasier does not help matters by inadvertently suggesting his brother be executed

Lilith and Frasier are set up on a blind date, while Martin's gun goes off in the apartment - leaving Niles and Daphne to conceal the damage. Comedy, guest starring Bebe Neuwirth

The Maris murder case makes Niles a celebrity, but it is not long before a jealous Frasier seizes the chance to regain his place in the spotlight

Gordon Ramsay heads to Queens, New York, where the owners of failing Greek restaurant Kati Allo are on the brink of divorce, while their daughter is at her wits' end

Midday news update

Laurent 'LT' Therivel, who started as CEO of UScellular less than a year before his undercover mission, is intent on seeing how his new endeavours for brand growth are going

In Somerset, Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole visit an animal sanctuary and a theatre props business. Restorations and upcycles include work on a giant guinea pig hutch

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Former boxer Carl Frampton is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Leah Charles-King helps retired couple Annette and Malcolm from Cornwall to buy a holiday home in Almería in Spain, where they can soak up the winter sun

With retirement nearing, builder Mark and financial planner Sally want to find their dream holiday home in Greece's eastern Peloponnese, so seek help from expert Jasmine Harman

Married couple Emma and Peter host the week's final visit, at their Ribble Valley Retreat in Lancashire, where Dan gets a short, sharp, shivering shock in the showers

At an abandoned hamlet in Italy, a Yorkshire couple drive a digger through a derelict building and unearth some fascinating artefacts

Part two of two. Reverend Lovejoy discovers the real reason Bode came to Springfield and it remains to be seen if the congregation will continue to accept him

Analysis of the day's news. With sport and weather

Jo Brand is joined by guests Jack Dee, Amy Gledhill and Eddie Kadi to discuss all the drama of Dessert Week and to chat to the latest baker to leave the tent

In this penultimate episode, Babatunde Aléshé contemplates what to do with a power washer and Andy Zaltzman attempts to shoehorn cricket into yet another task

Samson remodels the church in his image, Rachel enlists Julia as a sex mentor, while Aaron and David break into Samson's house

The VIP viewers give their thoughts on The Nevermets, Beat the Chasers, A Quiet Place, Outrageous Homes, King of Collectibles: The Goldin Touch and Top of The Pops 1992

The armchair critics settle down to a selection of the past week's TV shows, with cameras capturing their instant reactions - the good, the bad and the bewildered

Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he earlier tried to save, catching up with the owners of the Spanish Pavillion, Kingston Cafe, La Frite and Capri

A split breaks out among the OAPs as a newcomer turns Frank's head away from Cecily. Relationships and exams aren't the only life-or-death situations that the teenagers encounter

A gay tailor extinguishes his desires to maintain a public facade, but a new apprentice alters the delicate equilibrium. Romantic drama, starring Lubna Azabal. In Arabic

Kirstie Allsopp and the team spring to the aid of a couple from Wembley, north London, who own a flat but almost no furniture

Frederick visits Seattle and asks Frasier to take part in the radio station softball game, leaving him with only two days to learn to play the sport

Roz auditions for a presenting job on a radio show, but Frasier causes problems for her when he tells his agent Bebe he would be sad to see his producer go

To mark KACL's 50th anniversary, Frasier decides to recreate the station's first mystery theatre broadcast, but his over-directing of the actors turns the show into a disaster

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Former boxer Carl Frampton is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent