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From her death bed, Carla's mother demands her grandchild be named Benito Mussolini, while the bar is overrun by spongers looking for free drinks

Sam antagonises John Hill by dating his daughter, and is offered various incentives to break off the relationship. Keene Curtis and Valerie Mahaffey star

Roz suggests that Martin should consider moving in with Niles until Frasier finds a new job as the shrink's unemployed status puts him on edge with everyone

Niles and Frasier fail to obtain tickets for a popular new theatre production, while Daphne manages to get a photo of her rear end in the Seattle paper

Martin decides to set Frasier up with Duke's beautiful daughter Marie. Guest starring Teri Hatcher

Maris tries to woo Niles with anonymous presents, but Frasier thinks they were intended for him and risks his latest relationship to learn the identity of his secret admirer

Homer humiliates Marge and tries to make amends by taking her to a nightclub - where he is regressed by a hypnotist and recalls a childhood trauma. With the voice of Paul Newman

A stern judge rules that Homer is a negligent father - and punishes him by decreeing that he should be tethered to Bart until he mends his ways

Marge walks out on Homer for allowing an adult film to be shot in their house, and begins a new life - protecting endangered marine creatures. Featuring the voice of Alec Baldwin

A construction project causes the local graveyard to be moved next to the family's home - to the dismay of Lisa, who is so upset by the development she begins to suffer nightmares

Mr Burns asks the family to look after his mansion while he books himself into a clinic for a check-up. With the guest voice of Britney Spears

Homer becomes a missionary on a remote Pacific island, but soon corrupts the innocent natives by press-ganging them into building a casino

Moe decides to change his down-at-heel image by undergoing plastic surgery - and transforms himself so radically that he ends up getting a job as an actor in a soap opera

Bart sees into his future with the help of a mysterious casino owner and it does not look bright. Lisa, however, seems destined for a stunning political career

Three couples compete in South Yorkshire, where chatty couple Kealey and Nathan's international-themed menu heralds a cheesecake war

The first venue of the week is the Plough Inn in Ripple, Kent, where guests are treated to an afternoon of seal spotting, but are less than impressed by an old bath mat

The second visit of the week is to The Old Crown Coaching Inn in Oxfordshire, where hosts Simone and Anke hope to impress with a trip up a historic tower

Married couple Richard and Colleen host the third visit of the week at The Courthouse in Great Bromley, Essex. Tensions are released during a visit to a rage room

The week's final visit is to Samsara Retreat in Kent, where Lori hosts with her friend Mike. Lori hopes to provide a relaxing, re-energising stay

The B&Bers gather for Payment Day, with The Plough Inn keen to get to the bottom of some cleanliness comments. Richard from The Courthouse is brought to tears by some feedback

The bakers face the challenges of biscuit week, making Viennese sandwich biscuits in the signature challenge before making their own biscuit puppet theatre in the showstopper

Phil Spencer catches up with Amber and Martin Brammah from Cambridgeshire, who three years earlier could not agree what to do with their three-bedroom semi

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The keen railway modeller meets Eddie Izzard, who shows Pete two exhibition models that are steeped in her family history

Cameras travel along the Yorkshire coastline, on the line that connected Scarborough and Whitby, revealing how the railways transformed Scarborough, Britain's first seaside resort

An otherworldly creature with cloaking technology hunts 18th-century Comanches on the Northern Great Plains. Sci-fi thriller Predator prequel, starring Amber Midthunder

Two detectives are forced to swap identities as they hunt for a heroin consignment stolen by a drug kingpin. Michael Bay's action thriller, starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence

Gordon Ramsay revisits three of the restaurants he tried to save, returning to Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro to find out whether his advice has been put to good use

Estate agent James Fletcher, coffee-shop owner Edward Oldfield, care worker Jannicke Ive and garage-workshop controller Jayne Farnell host dinner parties in West Lancashire

Springfield's residents decide to turn the football stadium into a bull-fighting arena, inspiring Grampa to become a matador - to the dismay of Lisa

At Halloween, Lisa and Bart embark on a Harry Potter-style adventure and Homer is cursed by a gypsy. With the voices of Pierce Brosnan and Matthew Perry

Kevin meets south London chef Corinne, who loves to entertain and is rustling up plans for a beautifully crafted, double-kitchen home designed around her love of cooking

Freddie finds himself behind bars when Robbie pushes him too far, Mercedes offers Darren some advice on how to support JJ and Nancy puts her feelings aside to support her husband

Rebecca is initially thrilled to bits when her jailed lover proposes, but has second thoughts and goes on a drinking binge to drown her sorrows. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

Part two of two. Rebecca ignores Sam's attempts to remind her of her drunken confession that she loves him. Comedy, guest starring Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers

Rebecca tries to come to terms with the fact that she has called off her marriage to Robin, while Frasier rewrites the prose of Charles Dickens to make it appeal to the bar patrons