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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as receptionists, then go fishing for people's luggage at a mall, while this edition's loser has a tough sell on their hands

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q compete selling their toys to focus groups, team up to attach clothes pegs to unsuspecting shoppers, and play a game of touching laser pointer dots

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Michael invites Sarah Millican to take to the stage, and singer-songwriter Tom Odell also performs. Plus, Westlife's Shane Filan spring a surprise on this week's Unexpected Star

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

The bumbling fool wins a trip to France in the church raffle, only to cause chaos when he is accused of kidnapping a youngster. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson and Willem Dafoe

A protective dad is far from thrilled when his daughter begins dating a foul-mouthed playboy millionaire. Comedy, starring Bryan Cranston, James Franco and Zoey Deutch.

The Glaswegian comedian returns to his home town, treating a sell-out crowd at the SECC Arena to his usual blend of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners

Sarah Keyworth presents stand-up performances by fellow comics Josh Jones, Sharon Wanjohi and Eddie Kadi

Back from summer break, Mrs Adler discovers an unwanted visitor in her trailer. Ms Watson is newly poor, putting the Back to School Mixer in jeopardy

The funniest routines from 10 years of the comedian's stand-up career

Keith Allen is William Wallace as Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare (Mark Heap) went gangster

Rick Edwards tells the story of the First World War Christmas truce, with Stephen Mangan. Russell Kane narrates the birth of baby Jesus, starring Johnny Vegas and Sally Phillips

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Padma Lakshmi and Heather Anne Campbell

Host Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome Rosie Jones, Roisin Conaty, Ed Byrne and Archie Maddocks into the loft to play an array of guessing games

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