This programme... ...gives me guts ache, the contestants are that nauseating. Botulism4:06pm Tue 30 Apr
Rating 5.1
It's bad It's very bad. Ollie Thomas11:03am Thu 25 Apr
dragon ? could not understand scottish accent dragon ,,,,, what what what my old man , top of the mornin to ya ,,,, all reet there ,,, by eck lad ,,, i can understand from the tip of engerland to thw wils west of ierland , you need to get the miles in my sun coldo7:55pm Wed 3 Apr
important please treat this programme as a nice waste of your time and forget getting het up bout the contestants. I've stopped watching it as it had a tendency to make me feel a bit superior as I was comparing myself to the contestants k f c chef9:30pm Wed 6 Mar
Programme 5th March Please could we have subtitles when you film in Scotland, today we have not managed to understand anything Dragon2:45pm Tue 5 Mar
Dave Lamb - Why? Can be quite an entertaining programme but why have such a jumped-up little toerag (can't think of a more appropriate word) to commentate? I wondered, is it necessary to the show's format? Then I saw the Australian equivalent with a normal person doing the voice-over, and found that it isn't. He is so annoying to listen to, I find it hard to concentrate on the programme: all I want to do is strangle him! Please please get rid of him NOW!! My nickname is Nick!6:02pm Mon 14 Jan
annoying commentary I have started changing over to 'the chase' because the commentator's voice is so annoying. meterman15:17pm Fri 7 Dec
more not less Darren's impressions were the best bit, nevermind the food. doubletake6:24pm Wed 25 Jul
Disgusting Tonight's show Talking about doing buisness in a sink while sitting at table , disgusting , lucky I wasn't having my dinner , scousers making little of themselves Ronroy6:58pm Tue 17 Jul
deluded The show was unreal as the two women bickered over eyebrows. As for she who said she was a Holby star lookalike but better looking needs new glasses never mind brows. doubletake12:04am Mon 2 Jul
Tasteless and bland... ...like the food they cook on this programme. Time to put the show out of its misery now - it is well past its sell-by date. Delia Ramsay-Blumenthal9:10am Fri 29 Jun
what an awful, rude..... .....person that Mena was in the Yorkshire CDM. Where do they find these people ? grumpyoldwoman6:14pm Sun 10 Jun
Cutlery abuse WHEN will people realise that biting your fork is hell to watch, and hell to listen to?? valeview6:26pm Thu 31 May
Do you understand? When will people realise how irritating this raised inflection thing is? In tonights episode, Mandy seemingly can't get through a single sentence without making is sound like a question, like she is checking we understand... cheese? rabbits? anything??? It is SO annoying. STOP IT! valeview8:53pm Fri 25 May
music who plays the music at the end of Lauras night? jj8:23pm Sat 5 May
cheats Pretesh Singadia, gave 13 votes to 3 people, and he gave a 4 when another gave 9 what a cheat rules should be changed. Robbin11:31pm Thu 19 Apr
oops I didn't realize I was commenting on a UK site. wow6:49pm Tue 20 Mar
wow I watched this show for the first time last night. I find it to be embarrassing that these people represent Canadians to be tactless trailer trash. Where do they get these people ? Yet another show glorifying imbeciles. Why has bad manners and low class become a format for entertainment?
Won't be tuning in again. Laila3:28pm Tue 20 Mar
Yosh I thought the same, not sure about her jokes though, they all seem quite nice compared to some we've had lately ! Sacha11:31am Tue 20 Mar
Yosh Please forgive me if I have got her name wrong. I think yosh is the most genuine and the nicest person that has been on cdwm! She totally rocks! xxx Libby2:00am Tue 20 Mar
Whats'ername When that woman asked the others if they thought she was attractive, I thought she was joking, how could anybody say that and mean it ? ha ha, she is an average looking 50 year old with crap taste in clothes. The show is more about the contestants than food now. Sacha9:25am Tue 13 Mar
Katherine Are we looking at the same person as she see's when she looks in the mirror? She thinks she is so hot and attractive but she really isn't! She has buck teeth and crows feet, not attractive at all! At best she is a 4/10! Sam5:21pm Mon 12 Mar
Gives me indigestion, this programme. Winkle 'er out!2:29pm Wed 7 Mar
Menu Starter: tinned tomato soup
Main: instant noodles
Dessert: Angel delight
Sorted! Lazy cook3:16pm Wed 1 Feb
come dine with me friday 27th Jan 2012 7-35 pm I thought that the boy josh was hilarious . He obviously said a few things he will regret but he was very natural and funny . He got more and more drunk as his evening went on . he didnt seem to want to win the money or have a game plan . home alone 2:29pm Tue 31 Jan
Like some of the food they cook... ...this show is not totally past its sell-by date. Brady1:44pm Tue 24 Jan
This is an awful show! With awful tasteless people. I can't believe anyone can watch it. It's god awful!!! Rocket Boy8:05pm Sat 21 Jan
To the knackers yard Tired, tired show and format. haka8:00pm Fri 9 Dec
Love Dave Lamb! Whoever writes the script,its the delivery that counts.Dave Lambīs commentary really adds to my enjoyment. having been bored by other narrators,"Dinner Date" a case in point,long may he reign!!
Feather H8:06am Fri 2 Dec
Only 45! I agree with Sam, I thought Lorraine was at least in her mid fifties. She should take on board that older women should not "flash the flesh" - be it boobs or kneecaps - ugh!! Fifi10:03pm Wed 23 Nov
Cdwm Birmingham Miss piggy looks much older than 45, I was shocked, I thought she was at least 55! And she can't get away with the clothes she wears, Mutton dressed as lamb! Sam1:20pm Wed 23 Nov
I LIKE I like cheese i like peas i like cheesey peas :-))) nangganggong7:04pm Mon 21 Nov
Cdwm Birmingham That was so rude of miss piggy to to mention her birthday and her night when she was at someone else's party! Sam6:50pm Mon 21 Nov
Cdwm Birmingham Ferrero Rocher! People of Birmingham are really classy! Lisa5:42pm Mon 21 Nov
Celeb cdwm STOP making and airing celeb cdwm! They are crap, no one cares or even watches them! Ceri4:35pm Mon 21 Nov
cdwm I'm on Monday next week - it's awful what they make you do. memson12:36pm Fri 18 Nov
Red hair I would like to assure the ugly, opinionated, fat Sarah that there are far worse things in life than having gorgeous auburn hair. Not having manners is one of them! Fi fi12:24am Wed 9 Nov
croydon i love come dine with me but lasts nights show annoyed me so much that i could not just forget it,hence this rant. when asked about one of her fellow diners, sarah rudely described him as "The ginger freak " i am appalled that it was even allowed to be aired,would it be aired and found as entertaining had he commented on the colour of her hair and her female dog attitude, i dont think so. red11:15am Tue 8 Nov
enough Sorry but after 25 series of this show it is now a little boring and predictable.
Dave Lamb's voice overs were funny in series 1, but after another 24 series of the exact same acerbic voice overs in every show it is now not even worth watching. jonny british12:15pm Fri 28 Oct
voice-over [ dave lamb] i agree with the earlier comment that the voice-over comments are hilarious-and r the main pleasure of the show-though i saw bobby george and thought he was the best ever contestant-he out-shone even dave lambs hilarious comments-i also agree scousers r truly the lowest of the low lol i alao want to say i havent ever seen a bad episode of the show yet-so every person taking part contributes -even the worst is entertaining but many are wonderfully entertaining but mostly in a very sad and ugly way lol [ bless em ] who else saw the bobby geaorge/pete burns/cleo roccos week? if there is a better week/show than that-what is it ? as i am new to the show-but definitely loved the bobby george week-and think its easily the best i have seen to-date but i got a lot of catch-up tv to watch to see the earlier shows so anyone have any reccomendations for funniest week/show so far ? mean mr.mustard5:46pm Wed 26 Oct
sad I MISSED FRIDAYS EPISODE, WHO WON, SO ANNOYING, WONDERFUL PROGRAMME, AND VOICE OVER IS GREAT. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME. denise10:24am Sun 9 Oct
Voiceover The voice over bloke, Dave Lamb, is absolutely hilarious. He's the main reason I watch the show - never fails to have me in stitches with his clever quips and cheeky remarks that are timed to perfection :) Aran8:49pm Sat 8 Oct
childishness Anyone who finds that stupid, idiotic voice funny must also find Harry Hill& Michael Mcintyre funny!! three of the most unfunny so called commedians i personnally have ever seen!!What has happened to British comedy? Colin4:47pm Wed 5 Oct
Ridiculous The kind of show that you pretend to pay attention to when you REALLY don't want to put up those shelves in the spare room... Coolio9:11pm Thu 22 Sep
Warrington Emma to win! Dh7:15am Tue 20 Sep
forensics class 2011 Go on foxy ladyy!! sixth form1:13pm Mon 19 Sep
snide Dave Lamb has become a complete snide. Roertgetor Flarngwe7:52pm Mon 5 Sep
presenter who is the presenter i think hes great me7:35pm Wed 24 Aug
come not be funny with me This voice over guy is really not funny. Stop trying to launch your comedy career. Simon smooman6:43pm Sun 14 Aug
Ech Falls Song It's called French Navy, by Camera Obscura. All you had to do was look it up on the net. Beeps2:32pm Tue 19 Jul
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