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Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases a selection of hilarious videos found online that illustrate why man's best friend is often its own worst enemy

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates another selection of comical clips found online, this time focusing on videos that demonstrate why the weather can be a fickle friend

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel finally gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the vulnerable new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Commandant Lassard sends the incompetent cops to Russia to help capture a criminal computer genius. Comedy sequel, starring George Gaynes, Michael Winslow and Christopher Lee

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes

Two supermarket employees get drawn into a drugs sting on Christmas Eve and are forced to cross a dealer to save themselves. Drama, starring Katie Holmes and William Fichtner

A high-school student is chosen as the latest in a long line of superhuman warriors defending the world from the undead. Comedy horror, with Kristy Swanson and Donald Sutherland

Asim Chaudry, Ellie Taylor and Oti Mabuse revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence

Ricky and Stephen consider Kafka's Metamorphosis, leading to much musing on life as a beetle by Karl Pilkington, who also gives Valentine's Day advice

Topics include the intelligence of worms and flowers, and the possibility of an afterlife is discussed during a conversation about organ donation

The boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains as giant guinea pigs begin attacking cities worldwide, and they are the only ones who can put an end to the rampage

The residents of South Park celebrate in the streets after Barack Obama is elected as president, but he catches everyone off-guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely

A dance craze sweeps the school, but Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny steadfastly refuse to get caught up in the general hysteria - and find their popularity suffering as a result

The friends enter a bratwurst-eating contest in the hopes of winning a car, but they fail to realise that there is an entry fee involved

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore