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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Most Ridiculous - Fun and Games
Outrageous online videos of fun and games
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring fun and games, from extreme board games to hiking horrors
8:35 AM
Most Ridiculous - Teen Disasters
Outrageous online videos of young people
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring teenagers, with epic tantrums and fails galore
9:00 AM
Friends
Phoebe learns the truth about her father
Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated
9:30 AM
Friends
Joey gets a part in a daytime soap
Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap
10:00 AM
Friends
Carol and Susan prepare to tie the knot
Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce
10:30 AM
Friends
Part one of two. Joey dates a crazed fan
Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star
11:00 AM
Friends
Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme
Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts
11:30 AM
Friends
Rachel sees Ross in a different light
Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift
12:00 PM
Friends
Monica falls for an old family friend
Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck
12:30 PM
Friends
Joey decides to move out
Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould
1:00 PM
Friends
Rachel feels smothered by Ross
Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems
1:30 PM
Friends
Eddie becomes increasingly annoying
Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck
2:00 PM
Willow
Fantasy adventure, starring Warwick Davis
A farmer who dreams of being a wizard is charged with protecting a baby destined to bring about the downfall of an evil queen. Fantasy adventure, with Warwick Davis and Val Kilmer
4:30 PM
Friends
Joey starts house-hunting
Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves
5:00 PM
Friends
Ross plans his future with Rachel
Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future
5:30 PM
Friends
Rachel has an eventful birthday party
Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman
6:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe catches chickenpox
Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen
6:30 PM
Friends
Rachel's former fiance gets married
The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard. Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding and Chandler becomes enamoured with a woman he meets on the internet
7:00 PM
Friends
Ross reveals his most secret fantasy
Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand
7:30 PM
Friends
Ross prepares to make an important speech
Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision
8:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe is stalked
Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette
8:30 PM
Friends
Chandler frets about commitment
Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent
9:00 PM
A Bad Moms Christmas
Comedy, starring Mila Kunis
Three underappreciated and over-burdened women rebel against the challenges and expectations of Christmas. Comedy, starring Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell and Kathryn Hahn
11:00 PM
Idiocracy
Sci-fi comedy, starring Luke Wilson
An average man ends up in the future, where the human race has grown so stupid that he is the most intelligent man in the world. Sci-fi comedy, with Luke Wilson and Dax Shepard
12:40 AM
Rhod Gilbert's Growing Pains
With Omid Djalili, Catherine Bohart and the Vivienne
With Omid Djalili, Catherine Bohart and the Vivienne revisit their teenage years, with Rhod judging which of them had the most embarrassing adolescence
1:40 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl Pilkington pitches an idea for a movie
Karl Pilkington pitches an idea for a movie in which an out-of-work actor called Brian takes over the body of the dead Tom Cruise to finish Mission: Impossible 8
2:05 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts on charity
Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts on charity - earning himself yet more mockery from a bemused Ricky. Animated series based on the comedian's popular podcast
2:40 AM
South Park
Butters becomes the 'pimp' of a kissing business
Butters pays Sally $5 for a kiss to improve his reputation with the boys, but things soon snowball when he spots an opportunity and becomes the 'pimp' of a kissing business
3:05 AM
South Park
The boys join the school's wrestling team
The boys sign up for the school's wrestling team after going to their first live WWE event - but they find out that it is not quite the same as the wrestling they are used to
3:30 AM
Important Things with Demetri Martin
The American comedian tackles the theme of power
The American comedian tackles the theme of power, using sketches and animation to present his ideas, and explains the difference between gut instinct and other kinds of intuition
3:50 AM
Impractical Jokers
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work as salesmen in a cap store
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to work as strange salesmen in a cap store, while this edition's big loser has to perform a stand-up comedy routine
4:15 AM
Guessable?
With Ivo Graham, Rachel Parris, Stevie Martin and Eshaan Akbar
Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Ivo Graham, Rachel Parris, Stevie Martin and Eshaan Akbar to play another round of guessing games