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Highlights from series seven of Escape to the Chateau, as Dick and Angel Strawbridge create a library complete with bespoke curved wooden shelving

Doug ignores Carrie's fears and buys a motorcycle - so she takes up smoking to spite him. Meanwhile, Arthur takes a job at a pretzel shop

Carrie becomes close friends with the new neighbour, leaving a jealous Doug feeling unwanted. American comedy set in New York, starring Kevin James

Doug tries to get out of going to the bank with Carrie, claiming he is too busy at work, but a stapler-inflicted injury in a delicate area makes him see the error of his ways

Robert grows tired of the lack of privacy at his parents' house and moves out, only to end up living with a couple who are uncannily similar to Marie and Frank

Jealousy rears its ugly head when his inexperienced colleague Andy achieves Ray's lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated magazine

Robert and Amy split up and Ray is left to take the blame for making disparaging remarks about marriage. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett

Marie and Frank discover they are not as fit as they thought and decide to go on a diet. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

Action from Miami International Autodrome in Miami Gardens, Florida, where the drivers battled for grid positions ahead of the sprint race at the sixth round of the season

Homer and Marge try to convince a social worker they are normal members of society - but their plans are thrown into disarray by the arrival of a showgirl Homer married bigamously

Springfield is named the world's fattest town, prompting Marge to take action against a local sugar company. With the guest voice of Ben Stiller

A fortune-teller gives Lisa an unwelcome glimpse of the family's future. Featuring the guest voice of Mandy Patinkin

Evil Mr Burns plumbs new depths with a plan to make a coat out of Santa's Little Helper's puppies

Bart exploits a teachers' dispute, hoping to get the school closed down permanently - but the lack of educational structure starts to take its toll on Lisa's sanity

A workaholic businessman's life is thrown into turmoil when he inherits six penguins from his explorer father. Family comedy, starring Jim Carrey, Carla Gugino and Angela Lansbury

The competition begins at Cedarwood Holidays in St Keverne, Cornwall, where married couple Kirstie and Joe hope their glamping experience will leave the B&Bers green with envy

The B&Bers are still in Cornwall for the week's second visit, at The Llawnroc Hotel, where former Redcoats Craig and Rachel know what it takes to keep their guests entertained

The B&Bers spend a third consecutive visit in Cornwall, at ex-military man Jo's The Olde Malthouse in Tintagel, where a number of B&Bers are wowed by the heritage charm

The final visit of the week takes the B&Bers to Sherborne in Dorset, and The Britannia Inn, run by husband-and-wife team Lee and Hannah

The contestants meet one last time to discover how much they have been paid by their fellow hoteliers, before discovering who has won the competition

Scarlette and Stuart help first-time renovators Kelly and Andrew overhaul their ramshackle eyesore of a house in rural Bedfordshire into their dream home

Claudia Winkleman hosts a fresh search for talented amateur pianists at Manchester Piccadilly, where players include a boxer, a dance DJ and an 80-year-old romantic

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Bettany returns to Azerbaijan for more adventures on the silk roads, beginning in the mountain village of Khinalig, the highest and most remote in the Greater Caucasus

The wannabe tenants are tested on how they would fit into the local rural community at a livestock auction mart, where they must buy cattle for a buyer who cannot be there

A vacationing family discovers that the secluded beach where they are relaxing is somehow causing them to age rapidly. M Night Shyamalan's horror, with Gael Garcia Bernal

A frontiersman falls for a British officer's daughter who is being hunted by a vengeful war chief during the Anglo-French War. Adventure, with Daniel Day-Lewis and Madeleine Stowe

Action from the sprint race and qualifying session at Miami International Autodrome in Miami Gardens, Florida, as the sixth round of the season continued

Fuzz Townshend and Tim Shaw head to Southampton to take on a 1969 Jensen Interceptor. Owner Nick cherished his dream car until he got extreme arthritis

The village is bustling with Pride celebrations, but John Paul sees danger ahead, while there's tragedy afoot for two star-crossed lovers and Ste discovers his son is in danger

Motorhome enthusiasts explore the first of five campsites in Somerset, where they visit Glastonbury Tor and a go-kart track, as well as sampling some local cheese and cider

Ray keeps visiting Robert's new apartment, which is always swarming with pretty girls - until Debra puts in an appearance and curtails his enthusiasm

The spirit of Christmas is in short supply when Ray gives his parents a personalised toaster and they exchange it for a coffee machine

Ray discovers his father let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 and demands a rematch, determined to secure a legitimate victory this time