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Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with Sunetra Sarker joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Part one of two. Tommy reveals his cooking ability and Dick plans an anniversary surprise for Mary

Part two of two. Discovering Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens begin searching for him, but their efforts are hampered by the Big Giant Head

Mary's promotion to dean leads Dick to believe he has also acquired some authority. Meanwhile, Sally prepares to lose her virginity to Don. Comedy, starring John Lithgow

Part one of two. Marie surprises everyone by arranging a trip to Rome for the whole family, but all Ray can do is complain. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Doris Roberts

Part two of two. As the family's Roman holiday continues, Robert falls in love with a local beauty who works in an ice-cream shop

Marie and Frank crash their car through the wall of Ray's house, causing a bitter family dispute - and forcing Debra to play peacemaker. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Robert believes Amy is the woman of his dreams and decides to tell her the truth about Joanne and Stefania

A lovestruck Frasier persuades Martin to look round a retirement home because he wants to meet the establishment's attractive manager

Mel tries to embarrass Niles, and Frasier's new boss copies the decor of his apartment in an attempt to appear sophisticated

Niles is forced to pretend he is Mel's husband at a party, and Frasier hires a butler. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Gordon Ramsay gives his advice to the owner of a restaurant in Ridgewood, New Jersey, who has lost his passion for food and is struggling to keep up with the business

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Gordon Ramsay comes to the aid of a struggling Cuban cafe in Brooklyn, New York, and soon finds out the quarrelling owners have a lot to do with the restaurant's lack of trade

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole head to Middlesex and Surrey, where projects include repurposing a 1950s hairdryer, updating a school desk and the restoration of a child's motorbike

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with Sunetra Sarker joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Sara Damergi helps best friends Donna and Savannah find a holiday home in Roquetas de Mar on Spain's south east coast, with a budget of £70,000

The Floating Bike Shop owner Sam shows his creative side and Wes and Amy cruise the Kennet and Avon Canal. Ruth from the fuel boat shares her passion and secondary business

In Exeter, Dan and Luke from Eat the Bird, Rachel and Darren from The Lord Nelson Inn and Simon and Theo from The Puffing Billy compete to win £1,000

Married couple Dave and Meru host the third visit of the week at their traditional seaside guest house The Sanderling in Morecambe where guests are impressed by a bargain breakfast

Lisa rekindles her love of jazz when the family end up in New Orleans, where Bart discovers Louisiana's voodoo, and Homer samples its alcohol

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Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help couple Emily and Joe find their first house and Suki and Kuli need help finding a home that has space for them and their three children

Natalie's plan to secure her daughter Jessica a spot on the national tumbling gymnastics team comes to fruition, at Kelly's expense

Sotheby's managing director Guy hopes to secure the listing of a £6.5million 14-bedroom, five-acre Grade II listed manor house mega home onto his books

Claudia, Mika and Lang Lang's search for amazing amateur pianists brings them to Waverley Station in Edinburgh, where they are blown away by a boy in a bow tie

The doctors worry that Chris, who has fallen off a ladder, may have broken his back. They also treat Liam, who has hurt his arm falling off his bike during a collision with a car

The chef tries to change the fortunes of an Irish pub in the Hamptons, New York, where the chances of the establishment becoming a success are being ruined by two feuding brothers

Keith and Marj submit their application to transform the chapel into a home, pottery studio and events space, while also taking the time to brush up on their Welsh

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend pick up a 1972 Renault Alpine A110 rally racer belonging to a former Italian restaurateur who has owned it for 20 years but never actually driven it

Peter Maddison follows the progress of a couple in Melbourne as they turn their 1850s Carlton terrace into a multi-storied modern home with a triple car-stacker

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer go house-hunting to help one family and one pair of first-time buyers navigate the Bristol market

Kirstie Allsopp helps transform Emma and Darren's Worcester home, revamping an old kitchen and a sitting and dining room that have seen better days

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with Sunetra Sarker joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Harry and Tommy open a lemonade stand, and a jealous Sally sets out to track down Don's former girlfriends, while Dick has trouble coming to terms with Mary's recent promotion

The Solomons become compulsive collectors of new toys called Fuzzy Buddies, and Tommy is appointed the school basketball team's mascot